@Str8whiteboi69 @83dollaroring Thats actually almost certainly what it is lol
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@83dollaroring draft kids into a public works program to fill all the potholes and work for MassDOT
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decent idea, i genuinely need to understand the logistics of this tho
is there a case wherein the city has to like, put kids to work weaving baskets in the basement of town hall if the economy is bad
Democrats Deliver@DemzDeliver
🚨 All high schoolers in Boston are now guaranteed a summer internship if they want one.
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@LTG_Veers @senatorshoshana @ASFleischman I refuse to believe this is real, this is a bizzare sexual fantasy
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@senatorshoshana @ASFleischman "Sure, adultery is great, but have you ever tried adultery WITH YOUR COUSIN?"
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"i left my wife for a mentally ill stay at home mom with five children and it just occurred to me that i may have to participate in raising them, but it's not my fault because i have a dismissive attachment style"
wtf is a dismissive attachment style is that just being a dick?
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@svaneksmith i get this is annoying but this is infinitely better than it just hallucinating and answer lol
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@Howlingmutant0 @dsonoiki i'm new to howling mutant — are you like dril
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when I became a TV writer, accounts like Howlingmutant’s used to scare me
here I was getting paid astronomical sums to write for hit comedies, yet I’d occasionally see Twitter accounts that were every bit as funny as the funniest writer on the show
and those people worked at call centers, warehouses, or the ferry
I’d think, “wow I’m so lucky that person doesn’t live in LA and doesn’t have an agent”
I can’t think of many equivalents either
I don’t think there’s a random guy playing pickup basketball in Rochester who is as good as the pros
but also Hollywood is about connections and being “diverse” helps too
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@awawawhoami i always wonder who exactly is buying these things
i always see them in walmart but i dont think ive once seen someone actually buy them
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the fact that these kinds of one-off edition airportslop magazines still get made is kind of beautiful in a way
Billy Mays III@infinitethird
FUCK CHATGPT MAGAZINE
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@thewizardofaug don’t see very many people hyping up Veteran anymore either
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It’s funny how this image has got slightly outdated because surface level Gen Z music fans don’t give a shit about the Antlers
Maxchan@M4xchan
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@belicoserose @eleanoir he has his cv attached to his website btw, he’s an 8th grade teacher
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@digitaljordanIO @graveair well, do you believe that we went to the moon? or that we recently completed a flyby?
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@digitaljordanIO @graveair Joseph Smith was a schizophrenic pedophile and the “Church” of LDS is very explicitly NOT Christian. Also you literally dont believe in the moon landing lol
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There is no other answer to existence than what the restored Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints teaches…. and that’s why everyone hates it before they don’t research to understand the true teaching and covenants. Hint: the BoM is kind of an extension of the Old Testament and New Testament. It mentions Christ 3,925 times.
Now ask yourself, why would SATAN write a book that brings so many to Christ? Not Mary, not St. Peter, not Joseph Smith, but our savior JESUS CHRIST.
What’s the worst that would happen if you read it? Um you don’t believe it and move on… people have never hated book they’ve never read more than the BoM.
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@skooookum can you imagine how terrifying randomly coming across this tweet would be if you were them
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@DrewVento the guy who has a factory that manufactures dental tools that are sold at 800 percent margin would rather strangle you in public than let an enterprising young person realize how easily he could be outcompeted
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@DrewVento idk if you guys remember that guy who would approach people in super cars and ask what they would do from a couple years ago. all the boomers on there were super hush and when you look them up the source of wealth was always something boring that nobody else thought to do
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@rkitchencels whenever i see posts like this im always reminded that the median reported age on /r/incels was 16 years old, just teens with social anxiety who get a late start and freak the fuck out and convince themselves its over
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@impossiblyeve you could not have been any older than like 14 when you tweeted this theres no way
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the world you were born into no longer exists
✦ eve ✦@impossiblyeve
any male born after 1993 can’t work all they know is “on jah”, eat perc 30, be juul god, vibe check, no homo, and lie
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@KVisner @zerohedge of course the irony of it now is that because the emdash reads to everyone as being an AI written text now people tru very hard to avoid it
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@KVisner @zerohedge I have actually, very common for writers to use it — essentially — as a comma
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@paleonormie most people once getting married now move to an exurb, hard to befriend a coworker when are both commuting 40 minutes one way in opposite directions
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is anyone else kinda sad that "coworker" is a pejorative now
Growing up I remember some of my dad's closest friends being his coworkers
JoeLongBalls@JoeLongBalls
I consider comedy like this a sort of "coworker who is in denial about being the coworker" vibe
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@jherrera1927 @RandomWordsGuy @TheWapplehouse They actually hired him to do the whole game but decided not to after his death and instead hired an impersonator for his lines, all that remains is some background audio they forgot to cut.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=S-_703…
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This was Sean Connery’s last film credit from 2012 and these are all real promotional materials for the skateboarding veterinarian he plays in the titular role
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