Jon Wise

@layxsnv E according to Shatner.

Okay, where are the English scholars, which one?

@ShooterMcGavin Wittenberg Alum.

Underrated Actor: James Rebhorn - My Cousin Vinny - Blank Check - Scent Of A Woman - Guarding Tess - Independence Day - Carlito’s Way - The Game - The Talented Mr Ripley - Meet The Parents Never the lead actor but his presence was always felt in a movie

@MiddleOfMayhem @JeremyCorbell This video has been debunked by so many people for so many reasons that I now rebunk it. Sorry but when there are dozens of explanations for what this is then that’s just a useless as saying it’s a UAP. Give me one actual explanation, not several.

This "alien UFO" appears to be a parachute and a flare, which is leaving behind a smoke trail. Thoughts @JeremyCorbell?

A good friend of Shooter’s is opening a new school in the Cleveland area this fall. Very cool story and would appreciate all of you spreading the word *single pistol*

@1realFormula RAM.

You get $75M and 30 minutes to spend it… No cars, no houses, no stocks. What are you panic-buying?

@benaveryisgood Butterly had that shit pre-cut. He sabotaged you for the algorithm.

You know how fat you have to be to break a gamer chair

@societyhatestee Personality.

what's it called when you have enough trauma to be evil but actively choose not to.

Theologians Struggling To Explain How Loving God Could Allow Ohio buff.ly/E98PuYd

reject florida, embrace cleveland

@DearS_o_n Frozen corn. Steamed for 15 minutes. Then tossed in butter and Truffle oil. Followed by 16 hours of Ketamine therapy.

Men who stopped drinking alcohol, what did you replace it with???

@DevanCosta @benaveryisgood Guys, Comedy is dangerous again.

@benaveryisgood Shut the fuck up lib fag

I don't endorse politicians and I'm not political at all. I'm a nightclub comic. I care about making people laugh. However, occasionally, you might see me standing behind the president in the oval office signing executive orders. This is just a nightclub comic thing. Guys like Hicks, Carlin, Lenny Bruce, Kinison, all did this actually

@yannispappas @Timcast We all saw the movies, the Foot clan were running amok.

@Timcast NY was a shit hole in the 80’s

Zohran nails it Doing the exact opposite of what Trump did in the 80s to revitalize NYC Tax luxury properties so the investment is worth less than other major cities, watch wealthy invest elsewhere, lose money, lose public services amazing

@MrAbbeetim Batman with prep time.

Based on who’s pictured who wins & why??

Who do you hate the most?

@benaveryisgood Main for the soft A’s, Patreon for the hard R’s.

Main and patreon out now

@walterwhitepill Buy a Tesla. You’ll buy one eventually, might as well get it now.

I have a wife and a three-month-old and totaled my car a few weeks ago. Going to buy a Volkswagen Atlas today at 0% APR unless I am talked out of it.

@TheWorldClassBS Please, everyone I’m begging you, screenshot this image. Use it liberally. God knows I will.

I love this.

@TheColeBrew The Dew Empire guards us from the terrors of the North. Winter is coming.

House Pepsi is scattered and weak… A secret meeting in the Holy City of Crush between the three other factions is currently being held in hopes to capitalize on this opportunity. The small Dominion of Dr Pepper seeks an alliance with the unruly mountain vagabonds of Descendants of Dew but without assurances from the Coca Confederacy negotiations are currently falling flat.

@Sephanade Tony could just yell “Underoos!” Problem solved.

No gadgets, no suits, just skill vs skill. Who wins...

@80s_channel Probably breastfeed and shit my diaper.