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Matty Targett looks like he’s won a competition to train with @NUFC 😂😂😂😂😂😂 #NUFC

Wembley work 💪

EXCL: Sandro Tonali expects to leave NUFC this summer - 'agreement' with club he can exit, if Magpies miss out on Europe ❌ 🤝 The 'gentleman's agreement' that could define Newcastle United's summer transfer policy. shieldsgazette.com/sport/football…

Net spend of £93m over the last 5 years. How is this even possible anymore. This is genuinely just the FA trying to protect their big 6. Newcastle are suffering the exact same thing. Only reason is to protect their big “sky 6” load of bollocks. You can’t compete anymore

We know, he fucking posted it you bellend.

🤞Newcastle United are hoping to have Fabian Schar back available for the Crystal Palace match after the international break. ❌Defender out for three months with an ankle injury. 🤕Will be a welcome boost after Sven Botman ruled out for several weeks.

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I'm officialy reached the age where i'm bothered by lights on, doors left opened, loud noise and people

🤕 Sven Botman has undergone successful surgery on a facial fracture. He is not expected to be sidelined for an extended period and hopes to be available again during the closing weeks of the season. Speedy recovery, Sven 💪

Harvey Barnes has been rewarded by Thomas Tuchel with an England call up, following Eberechi Eze's injury withdrawal 🤩 He has officially pledged his allegiance 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Sunderland have dropped points against every side they've faced twice this season, except Newcastle United. Newcastle were gifted the lead at St James' Park, and still squandered it. 22 points dropped from winning positions. That's on the manager, and he knows it.

Northern White Rhino: officially extinct in the wild. Last male dead. Only 2 females remain A creature that endured 55 million years—ice ages, asteroids, entire epochs—wiped out by human greed, poaching, and destroyed habitats. We failed them. 💔🦏

Howe really watched that Chelsea performance with this defence and decided to get his favourites back in for the next two games…

A pathetic, weak, lazy, limp second half from Newcastle again #NEWSUN

This is what it means.

Derby day ready. United.

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HOWAY THE LADS ✊

All completed, time for a well earned pint! 🍻 Every single seat in the house has something on it, so we’d massively appreciate you all being in your seats 15 mins before KO and getting involved (especially in the Milburn). Into this lot, Newcastle. HOWAY THE LADS 🏴🏳️🏴🏳️

🚨UEFA confirm that 7th place in the Premier League this season will qualify for the 2026/27 Champions League, IF... 👉Aston Villa win the Europa League & finish 5th/6th. AND 👉Liverpool win the Champions League & finish 5th/6th. Are they saying there's a chance for NUFC?