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@elonmusk People are gonna be big mad they put their faith into a government 🤷🏼‍♂️

If we sail for Antarctica, they can’t stop us all!

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@callmeijeoma Try 9 yrs and 2 kids I feel you

6years of relationship ended just like that I’m not okayyyyy 😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔😭😭😭💔💔😭💔

@Aduradara61049 I mean I’ve fucked most of the girls I was with a couple more times after we broke up 🤷🏼‍♂️

Never touch your ex after someone else has touched them. Never.

We need a proper word for women getting head like men have blowjob. Cunnilingus sounds like a fucking dinosaur species no one is saying that shit out loud. What are we calling it

@_wej01 Creatures of habits with eyes, BUT it doesn’t mean we don’t love you any less.

Do men stop noticing other women when they are in love ?

MAN-to-MAN: You were winning before you met her. You'll keep winning without her. She's not special. You just forgot who you are.

@LizzyStarrrdust @MadelaineLucyH @HeidiBriones I broke up with a girl because I couldn’t handle the stupidity. Told her my mom was a field operative in the CIA and she had no idea what that was, along with the surprise that I can cook and she couldn’t…I broke up with her the next day.

@MadelaineLucyH @HeidiBriones Indeed. Which is why *most* men don't mind a dumb woman.

“Men don’t care about how smart you are” Story time: I know this millionaire. Actual millionaire, not crypto millionaire. Very, very clever. He kept dating dumb women, very beautiful women, but SO stupid. Kind of women who just say “ok” and “I guess” and stare into space. Sofia Coppola film women. (Before you ask, very much just a friend, never romantic.) Anyway one day he rings me up and goes, I’ve left XXXX. I say I’m sorry to hear that. He explains that he was on his boat with her for a week and realised every meal with this woman and every day would be hell because she had nothing to say and nothing to talk about and didn’t understand any of his interests. A year later he married a very, very lovely artist in her forties who honestly looks like any random cashier. But she’s super, super smart and amazing at dinner parties. So yeah: compatibility matters. If a stupid woman is good company for you, that’s probably a reflection on your own intelligence.

Women don't heal after breakups they just rotate the next guy in line.

@LordGhost____ Have children together…but other than that we don’t talk.

If yall break up and can’t leave each other alone. yall belong together 😂

be a man: - get deadly sick - refuse to go to the doctor - say “i will be fine” - let your body 1v1 the virus - if you lose it was natural selection

@Jessiekins Just got out of a 9 yr relationship…

Single for years by choice because I want a husband, not just a boyfriend.

Fuck hinge I'm marrying someone from twitter

@EmilySm43 When they’re drenching you over and over 🤷🏼‍♂️

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When your ex tells you after having years of control while you were at work to structure the kids and feed them healthy food and wouldn’t accept your guidance when you were together about your children, but now wants them to have that…I’ve been trying for years but you wouldn’t.

@SallyMayweather Green

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@GiaMMacool She said she was unhappy and I tried to work on the relationship, but she was cheating so I battled my gut for a year, so she lives with him now after she had him come to the house at midnight. I said yea space is good.

When people say, “marriage is for fools,” they’ve got it backwards. Divorce is for fools. Divorce is what happens when two people say vows they never intended to honor. If you treat marriage like it’s disposable, you never deserved the sanctity of it to begin with.

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@LizzyStarrrdust Instinctive look for child bearing 🤷🏼‍♂️

Interesting that it took me a few moments to even notice a difference between the photos but men IMMEDIATELY notice a difference in waist to hip ratio.

Men, be honest. Can you actually tell the difference between these two bodies? Personally, I like the one on the right (her actual body) better.