CO.

I’m an elder millennial. I’m never letting go of my emotional support denim jacket, gold hoop earrings, boomerang drink videos, 90s R&B, side parts, and peace signs in my pics. Fight me.

“hey, do you have a second to hop on a quick call”

I’m at the age where I have to add everything to my calendar. Appointments, birthdays, due dates, all of it😂

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?

PHILLY HAS FINALLY DONE IT 🔥 The 76ers win Game 7 for their first playoff series win over Boston since 1982 🔔

Y’all them keyboarding classes we took in school really paid off 😭😭😭😭 I be typing my ass off til this day , eyes closed and all 😂😂

I wish Instagram would move those stupid floating faces of people who liked a post

I’m physically fckin sick of you, bitch. @netflix

Where’s the class action lawsuit for this? This is ridiculous

how the weather in the morning of field trips used to be like

Right about now, MTV’s Spring Break and BET’s Spring Bling would be happening. The kids don’t understand the quality entertainment those two channels once provided us.

Unfortunately the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services You can rent it for $2.99 though

Evenings after work finish too quickly. One meal, one show and it’s already tomorrow morning 😭😭

I keep seeing “we” are at war.

Day 59 of 2026:

My biggest ick is when books replace the artwork with the movie cover

Millennials living through: - 2 economic recessions - 9/11 - Iraq & Afghanistan - a global pandemic - 8 stock market crashes - jobs replaced by AI - Host of The Apprentice possibly starting WW3 We’re tired boss.

A NEVER ENDING MIDNIGHT SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

Wow!!! This is so sad! He was struggling so bad.

every fucking time I walk outside it’s a different fucking season