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BREAKING: Trump cronies were just busted putting $1.5 BILLION stock market bets right before key Trump announcement in jaw-dropping show of corruption! A massive and highly unusual trade hit the futures market just five minutes before Donald Trump posted that he was suspending strikes on Iranian power plants. In one coordinated move, someone bought $1.5 billion worth of S&P 500 futures contracts, while simultaneously selling $192 million in oil futures. A futures bet is essentially a high-stakes wager on where the market is headed. These orders were four to six times larger than anything else trading at that exact moment, and the trader appears to have made enormous profits when markets surged on Trump’s announcement. Sen. Chris Murphy immediately called it out: “$1.5 BILLION. Let me say it again — a $1.5 BILLION BET. Bigger than any futures purchases made at the time. Five minutes before Trump’s post. Who was it? Trump? A family member? A White House staffer? This is corruption. Mind-blowing corruption.” This comes as Trump has repeatedly used his Truth Social posts to move markets, and his administration has faced accusations of benefiting insiders while ordinary Americans suffer from the war’s economic fallout: gas prices surging, wild stock swings, and the Strait of Hormuz laden with mines and buzzing with drones. If a $1.5 billion bet placed just minutes before Trump’s Iran announcement smells like insider trading and corruption to you, like and share to demand answers.

🚨NEW: Democrat Emily Gregory has won Florida House District 87’s special election, flipping a seat Blue that includes Mar-a-Lago. Donald Trump will be represented by a Democrat in the Florida House. RETWEET to congratulate Gregory on her impressive victory!

5 minutes before Trump’s announcement: * $1.5B notional worth of S&P500 (ES) futures are bought in a single clip. * $192M notional of oil futures (CL) sold. More than 4x-6x any other trade size during the market close. Insiders profited from his lies in broad daylight!

This should be a no brainier for the UK. What’s stopping us?

"Please make no mistake. Climate change is the biggest threat to global security that modern humans have ever faced." - Sir. David Attenborough. #climate #energy #go100re

As we head into the fourth week of the Iran war, the American people - and our troops - deserve clear, accountable, and honest leadership. We're getting the opposite.

Renee Good, Alex Pretti and Keith Porter could not be reached for comment.

Pete Hegseth: The problem with Iran is it spends money on weapons and missiles instead of improving life for their people. Self awareness of a potato

do you agree with KBJ ??

Kudos to whoever wrote this… 🤭 Presenting: The Ballad of Stephen Miller. 🎶

Elon Musk should stay out of British politics. RT if you agree!

#Trump #FuckTrump #LoserTrump #DementiaDon #PedoPresident #EpsteinFiles #PedoFuhrer #MAGA #MAGACult #MAGACultMorons

"South East Water fined £22mn for repeated supply outages." And that by the way does not include the last set of outages at the beginning of the year which left hospitals, schools, care homes and 100,000 people without water. I'll ask again shall I, exactly what is it a water company has to do to lose their operating licence? ft.com/content/29b27a…

Imagine telling a woman she can't vote because she took her husband's name -- like my mom. Trump's bullshit SAVE ACT makes this real for 70M Americans. This isn't election security — it's sexism disguised as policy. It is voter suppression. It is not legal. Women deserve better from their government. #SaveActTaxesVoters

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@LePapillonBlu2 We 💙 Jamie and Mayra!! Make sure y'all give Mayra's VIRAL post above this one a like and share, and double-check that you have notifications on for all the whale accounts 🐳!!

🇺🇸 🇷🇺 Intercepted Russian transcripts, reportedly obtained by the United Kingdom, describe Trump as “an ideal target for manipulation. Because he is stupid, indifferent, greedy, narcissistic, and perverted.” That’s how Moscow sees him. And what’s unsettling isn’t just the insult — it’s how easily that characterization fits the public record of his behavior. When a leader craves praise, thrives on flattery, and treats politics like a transaction, hostile actors take notes. With that assessment being accurate, then every opportunist on the planet knows the formula: call him “the best president in the history of America,” stroke the ego, deliver the gifts, and watch the doors open. Manipulation doesn’t require brilliance. It requires weakness. And weakness at the top is a national security risk.

Trump’s a war criminal who needs to be held accountable for his war crimes and face international judicial punishment. The free world demands it.

Keith the Apocalypse Bringer is a three-year-old Anglo-Nubian goat in a field in Devon. Keith should not be underestimated. Keith has been systematically dismantling the ecosystem since approximately 7am, when he ate a bramble. This is significant because bramble is an invasive scrub species that outcompetes wildflowers, reduces biodiversity, and creates dense monoculture thicket that nothing else can use. Keith ate it. Keith does this every day. Keith does not charge for this service. 8:15am - Keith ate a thistle. Thistles are also considered invasive scrub in managed pasture. Goldfinches eat thistle seeds, but Keith's grazing will ensure the pasture remains open enough for the ground-nesting birds that can't use dense scrub. Keith has not attended a conservation workshop. Keith arrived at this conclusion by being a goat. 9:00am - Keith dismantled a section of hedge. This was less helpful. Keith does not have a perfect record. 10:30am - Keith escaped the field. He was in the road for eleven minutes. He ate a neighbour's rose. This is not being counted in Keith's environmental impact assessment. 11:00am - Keith was returned to the field. Keith regarded the farmer with the specific expression of an animal that does not recognise the concept of property. 12:00pm - Keith ate more bramble. His digestive system: four stomachs, a rumen full of specialised microorganisms, the ability to extract nutrition from lignified plant matter that would defeat any other animal on this field, is converting scrub vegetation into milk with a fat content of approximately 4.5%. The milk will become cheese. The cheese will be sold at the farm shop. The farm shop is four miles away. The cheese food miles are: four. 3:00pm - Keith produced manure. The manure will grow the grass. The grass will grow the bramble. The bramble will be eaten by Keith. This system has no inputs. It has been running since goats were domesticated approximately ten thousand years ago. Keith is not aware he is saving the planet. Keith is thinking about whether the fence on the north side has a weak point. It does. Keith found it at 4:45pm. Keith got out again.