shiro🇰🇪

The flag: The face:

I want his ACL on my desk by monday.

Something about calling a man a bitch

Me when i find a perfect 2000s series with 6 seasons and 16+ episodes each

why does each person at the pharmacy take 15 minutes and then when i get up there it's over in 5 seconds

ain’t no TikTok story time beat “who tf did I marry” yet

me trying to decide if I should sleep or not cause I love sleeping but I love my free time at night even more

when you've calculated the amount of sleep you're gonna get but you can't fall asleep so it's getting lower

When i start a new show but it couldn't impress me in first 5 mins

March squeezed 21 days into 5 minutes

Our nose rings are going to be our generations version of the aunties with the one gold tooth.

When you make an excuse not to go out and they come up with a solution

realizing i’m no longer a kid. Now my mother tells me her problems, and I hide mine so she doesn't have to worry.

It's your day off tomorrow and you don't need to set your daily alarm and suddenly it starts raining

“Why don’t you like dancing in public?” *Dancing at a party when I was 6 years old* MC: Is he the winner!?? Crowd: NOOOOOOOOO!! Me:

me at 6:25am changing my alarm from 6:30 to 6:35am

nobody talks about how exhausting it is to live in that space between “things will get better” and “i can’t handle this anymore.” it’s like your emotions are constantly swinging. leaving you both hopeful and defeated in the same day

The dude sitting next to me on this flight is 86 hours into his 72-hour deodorant.

night shift workers seeing the clock go from 1:59 to 3:00

One of the best things that can happen to your career is having a good boss, especially in your early years.

Thinking about my birthday 4 years ago when I was walking home with a bouquet & across the road a boda guy shouted “maua imebeba maua”