Andreas

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Before the steroid era, this was considered the ideal physique. Today, every country boy has access to steroids to juice up his 5’4 ft small ass. This makes him feel superior to make fun of people who don't need needles to feel whole. Weak effeminate behaviour.

@user_mm_ @shanetrained Not for long lil bro. Your hairline will be soon cooked, mine is coming back.

@andreasuntold @shanetrained Of course its envy! I'm bigger, and have a better hairline than you!

You can’t hate this people enough. They prep up themselves with all kinds of PEDs and peptides and then they talk about training. YEAH MF, as if this shit matters for regular everyday life people who aren’t chemically enhanced like a shitfuck breeding bull. Fuck em all, really.

@givexperience @user_mm_ Yeah, if someone is past a certain point with organ failure or similar it can’t be fixed. Still, only a small fraction would be that. And most who just want to get healthy are just to lazy to stick to the long boring process and want a miracle solution.

@andreasuntold @user_mm_ Sure it is. You can also only control so much of that. I control all of that. I am one of the most "love by habits and rhythms" ppl you will ever meet. To say that these things can fix anyone and everyone with low T just isn't true imo.

@shanetrained @user_mm_ Why you all are thinking it’s envy? Most of you are quoting science like scripture and then thinking everything is about jealousy lol. Happy Easter!

@andreasuntold Out here hate scrolling a physique. Props to @user_mm_ to make some dude that envious he needs to go on a crusade. Maybe spend less time crying about PEDs and actually start training instead of redlining the jealousy meter. Anyways, happy Easter

@ironnfox Cheers man.

@andreasuntold Peace be with you

⚠️Nothing in life worth having comes without effort... Health is no different. But somewhere along the way, people were convinced it should be easy… Take a pill. Get an injection. Follow a protocol. Fix everything. That’s not how biology works. Real health isn’t something you download or inject. It’s something you build. Day by day. Input by input. Choice by choice. Light Food Movement Rest Environment Your body already knows what to do. The problem is… most people are trying to override it instead of working with it. There is no magic pill. There’s just a return to how you’re designed.

I have to disagree. You mentioned two things, nutrition and movement. Barely anyone wants to look at overall habits, light, poisoning of the body, overall rhythm and food rhythm, emotional body and nervous system capacity. Of course TRT will help, but it won't help with the root cause what caused low T first place. We are not defective products like they want us to believe. Our environment is harming us.

@andreasuntold @user_mm_ You really should take him up on seeing his physique prior to any gear. Btw, there is no fixing the "root cause" with trt in some ppl. Sure, if you're a fatty or don't move/eat well but a fit person eating well etc. that's still in the basement... Trt is great.

@givexperience @user_mm_ I don’t use hair products for balding, that’s cope and won’t fix anything long term. I fixed my once cooked terrain over years. Same with “if TRT is needed,” it doesn’t fix the root cause. However power to MM that he’s honest about it. Still, most training advice is contaminated.

@andreasuntold @user_mm_ So that's a no. Are you afraid? So much cope in your hate. MM seriously has been completely honest. He just started trt not long ago. Before that he was already shredded. Also, if trt is needed it's simply not the same as PED use. Same as your hair product.

@BodyRecompExprt Maybe stop projecting and touch some grass? You’re making it weird.

@andreasuntold I'm just reading your words and energy. It seems like you care a lot and feel strongly about other men's bodies

@BodyRecompExprt You all instantly assume it’s about envying another man’s physique? Any other problems in life?

@andreasuntold Seems like your envy is masked by outrage

It seems I’ve stirred up a hornet’s nest from the needle junkies. My rant hit on a real thing: a ton of the loudest “train harder / overtrain / redline it bro” advice comes from guys who are running 200–500+ mg of test (plus peptides, GH, whatever else). So they’re kind of a different species compared to a natural 35 yo with normal T levels and a desk job. For naturals, “overtraining“ is the fastest way to stall, get injured, tank hormones and lose hair, then they say “it’s genetics.“ The replies are exactly the predictable cope I expected. I touched the sacred cow: the gains aren’t 100 % “muh discipline, shakes and steak.“ Hair is a reflection of the whole terrain and mirrors your actual structural health. I’m one in a million fixing a problem most people haven’t figured out, while the guys defending their cope are just one of millions TRT-bros. If you prefer to look like a bred bull, go for it. Most people just want to be general healthy and have listened to such nonsense for far too long. The advice of enhanced athletes is of no value to natural. Thank you all for the replies and the attention on this matter.

@ironnfox @user_mm_ Yeah man, I didn't get my injections that keep my endocrine system running.

@user_mm_ @andreasuntold That guy is not ok

@CDashMash Actually I’m good again after I saw a man same age as me looking a decade older. Thanks my man.

@andreasuntold Someone needs a hug

@petrakov47 Bro please. 😂 His physique is not bad. Being jealous about it? You are talking like he has some 1 in a billion physique lol.

@andreasuntold lol this guy is so mad about another guys physique. I can literally feel the jealousy oozing out of this dork

@BowTiedYukon @user_mm_ We are more alike than we thought. Maybe there is a little twink hidden inside of you too.

@andreasuntold @user_mm_ Looks like your the one saving pictures to jerk off too

@bowtiedmeathead How all the junkies come out of their holes like rats and defend each other's insecurity.

@andreasuntold Someone sounds very jealous

@BowTiedYukon @user_mm_ Better a twink than using my son to hide my insecurities.

@andreasuntold @user_mm_ You twinks do get upset don’t you?

@BowTiedYukon @user_mm_ Uh yeah? This shit is going viral too:

@user_mm_ @andreasuntold One like…this shits going viral

@user_mm_ Bro stop right here. 😂

@andreasuntold Do you wish to see my natural physique?