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@cnnbrk "A former Fedex driver"? Did they sack him?

A former FedEx driver has been sentenced to death after he pleaded guilty to killing a 7-year-old girl he took from her Texas home while delivering a Christmas gift. cnn.it/4tVshcV

@nelliamuse @alex_prompter This is the best idea I have heard all year.

@alex_prompter I think they should each use Grok and ChatGPT as their lawyers. Let the best system win.

The Musk vs OpenAI trial is the craziest courtroom drama in tech history. Here are the wildest facts from Week 1: → Musk tried to settle 2 days before trial. Brockman said “let’s both drop it.” Musk replied: “you and Sam will be the most hated men in America. If you insist, so it will be.” → Musk admitted under oath that xAI “partly” distills OpenAI’s models. Audible gasps in the courtroom. → The judge told Musk: “I suspect there’s plenty of people who don’t want to put the future of humanity in Mr. Musk’s hands.” → Musk donated $38M to OpenAI as a nonprofit. It’s now worth $850 billion. He turned down equity. → OpenAI’s lawyer showed emails of Musk poaching their staff. Musk’s response: “It’s a free country.” → Musk is suing OpenAI for going for-profit. Meanwhile xAI is going public at $1.75 trillion through SpaceX. In June. → Google co-founder Larry Page called Musk a “speciesist for being pro-human” during an AI safety argument. → Musk originally wanted $134 billion in damages. Now he wants Altman and Brockman removed entirely. → The jury verdict is advisory only. The judge makes the final call. Brockman is on the stand this week. Altman testifies later this month. This trial could literally decide whether OpenAI stays as we know it or gets unwound completely.

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@xai Wait. VPN sorts it out.

@xai Why? Custom Voices is currently only available in the United States, with the exception of Illinois. docs.x.ai/developers/mod…

Voice Cloning is now live via the xAI API! Create a custom voice in less than 2 minutes or select from our library of 80+ voices across 28 languages to personalize your voice agents, audiobooks, video game characters, and more. x.ai/news/grok-cust…

@ZerovsNight @HlGGlN @25YearsAgoLive Okay, I predict the Powerball numbers of May 5th 2001 to be 7, 9, 19, 20 45 and PB of 5. Just a guess though.

@HlGGlN @25YearsAgoLive LMAO okay Nostradamus. Wanna give me the lotto numbers while you're making up bs too?

The CIA alerts President Bush that “a group operating within the United States” is in the process of planning a terrorist attack.

@MarioNawfal He is going to turn out to be a Reddit mod. I guarantee it.

🚨🇺🇸BREAKING: The suspect in the White House Correspondents' Dinner shooting has been identified as 31-year-old Cole Tomas Allen from Torrance, California. He graduated from Cal Tech with an engineering degree in 2017 and earned a master's in computer science in 2025. Allen is currently in custody, though authorities have not yet officially confirmed his name. @KanekoaTheGreat

@USCBillofRights @MarioNawfal @cindy_will54556 Americans want freedom to carry guns. Australians want freedom from their kids being killed at school and freedoms from medical debt. Who's the real winner here?

@MarioNawfal @cindy_will54556 Yet they surrendered their guns!

Australians are built different 🇦🇺 😳

Is it me or is R `install.packages("fitzRoy")` then `results_2026 <- fetch_results(season = 2026, comp = "AFLM")` not pulling data since Round 4?

@drumpf_cats_hat @GueyChevara @unusual_whales Never forgive, never forget.

@GueyChevara @unusual_whales Italians have no shame...

BREAKING: A top envoy to U.S. President Donald Trump has asked FIFA to replace Iran with Italy in the upcoming ‌World Cup, per the Financial Times

@apples_jimmy Is the heroin chic back?

Check chatty, lots of users getting a wider roll out now

@Bobby1421404 @yourdentaldoc @BNONews They're not wrong, though. This is legit how the world views the USA.

@yourdentaldoc @BNONews Hey small brain, Nigeria has a significantly higher risk of being murdered than the United States so shut the fuck up, bitch.

BREAKING: 8 children killed in domestic shooting in Shreveport, Louisiana, police say. Suspect killed by police

@flinstone23170 @7AFL Lol with the gambling money funding the footy? Irony.

"I just want to shout out the Dawson family, and Elijah Hollands last night ... hopefully the AFL community wraps their arms around them. "Speak to your mates, put your arm around your loved ones. You never know who might need it." - Bailey Smith

Shout out to my little man Ziggy. Thanks for the 14.5 years.

@EarthNoContext @latestinspace What if they have to sex

@latestinspace What if they have to pee?

Astronaut Victor Glover seen giving the camera a send off before entering Artemis II Onion spacecraft

Today we're launching Proton Meet: end-to-end encrypted video calls where no one can listen in, not even Proton. Built on the same zero-access architecture as Proton Mail. Try it free: meet.proton.me

@FinalsEssendon 16th consecutive loss. Is this a record too?

7,875 #GoDons

@OzConcert Snapped Ankles!

Dark Mofo 2026 lineup has officially dropped!!!

@JohnKiriakou Hi John, We love you. Keep fighting the good fight. Whatever you need from us to help you secure your pardon please let us know. Signed, Everybody.

Hello everyone. I just want to take a moment and say thank you to everyone that has made this possible.

@The_Chidimma Fucking Skeletor in the last video

Women calling their husbands “daddy” in front of the kids 😂