Andy

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Andy

Andy

@andybarker100

Essex Chap Married with 2 Grown Up kids. Love having a laugh and a beer,cricket and football COYI ⚒️

Katılım Şubat 2012
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Autocar
Autocar@autocar·
I could have had a Corsa... but I bought a 355bhp Audi S8 as my first car 🤯 buff.ly/qdsn0PJ
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Andy@andybarker100·
@No2ofTheBLB There’s a rat up my fanny,what am I gonna do🎵
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BloodyLoveLeh
BloodyLoveLeh@No2ofTheBLB·
I Say I Bloody Say Watt Sorcery Do We Have Here 😳👌
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Andy@andybarker100·
@RealMattLucas Yes and what’s all this nonsense about people having mobile phones one day?
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Matt Lucas HQ
Matt Lucas HQ@RealMattLucas·
I've been on holiday so I'm a bit behind on Corrie. Has Deirdre found out about Wendy Crozier yet?
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Paul Marcoe | PNW Photographer
4 things I think most GenX was afraid of. Acid Rain Quick sand Bermuda Triangle Amnesia What else?
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Andy@andybarker100·
@Rossmac212 Is that why they call them G strings?? Hers must have been pulling about 8 as the bull started
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Ross McCulloch
Ross McCulloch@Rossmac212·
She’s had a nightmare😂
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Andy@andybarker100·
@linseydmck All the best Thanks for the mammories……
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Linsey Dawn Mckenzie
Linsey Dawn Mckenzie@linseydmck·
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Andy@andybarker100·
@siobhanworld You need to start Making your mind up
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Siobhan@siobhanworld·
I make hundreds of decisions in my job every day but when it comes to deciding what to pack for a weekend away, I’m absolutely hopeless. I’m away tomorrow and can’t decide what clothes to take, how many pairs of shoes I need and whether I’ll need a big coat. Why am I like this?
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Andy@andybarker100·
@steonthesea Parliament nativity dress rehearsal….. Mary
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Andy@andybarker100·
@jowitt_kerry Well played Used to always buy “real” but such a rip off When World Cup starts the people in OG shirt in the pub will look like they’ve got the fakes as they’ll be outnumbered
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Kerry Jowitt
Kerry Jowitt@jowitt_kerry·
Up the DH Gate 😩😩🤣🤣🤣 £22.94 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ❤️🤍🫡
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Ant
Ant@Ant025840645006·
@Tinebobagain Great point. Perhaps a starting place is the make the civil servants pay into a pension fund the same as the private sector.
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Tinebob@Tinebobagain·
Why are none of the people screaming about the state pension, mentioning the public sector pensions? Massive amounts of money, and these people get two dips in the public purse. Why aren’t they being mentioned?
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Andy@andybarker100·
@steonthesea Where’s the “How I now pretend to be Trevor Mcdonut as he’s more well known” story?
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Andy@andybarker100·
@_LukeMaguire @bushontheradio We’ve got Outnumbered,mad dog and the witches of Eastwick Old house was Norman Bates and the nutter
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Luke Maguire
Luke Maguire@_LukeMaguire·
@bushontheradio I don’t know neighbours’ names but have nicknames for them. Sad lady, the Dingles, dog man, car alarm Alan, shouty Sharon…
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Andy Bush
Andy Bush@bushontheradio·
Replace 'Totoro' with your actual neighbour's name and see if it sounds like a good movie.
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Andy@andybarker100·
@fesshole Don’t show her your knob
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Fesshole🧻
Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
I fancy a mum on the school run. Think she feels same - we are awkward with each other. I think it's sweet, like teenagers. Doubt our partners would agree, but it's nice. Isn't it? Isn't it?
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Andy@andybarker100·
@steonthesea Debbie McGee has really let herself go
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Andy@andybarker100·
@JulianDicks3050 Good to see Galey packed the ironing board away after ironing Sir Trevor’s shirt!
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Julian Dicks
Julian Dicks@JulianDicks3050·
Great night so far with Sir Trevor Brooking, Galey and myself. ⚒️⚒️⚒️
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Andy@andybarker100·
@TaraBull Charlie’s scalpels
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TaraBull@TaraBull·
Charlie's Angels Reunite: Kate Jackson, Jaclyn Smith & Cheryl Ladd Together Again
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Andy@andybarker100·
@Joanna19997073 Mcpartlin lucky he was still liked by bosses when he smashed his mini up lashed up or he’d have gone a long time ago
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Joanna
Joanna@Joanna19997073·
These 2 have the cushiest number! Working with their best pal, all expenses paid to Australia/South Africa every year. Winning the same NTA's year in/year out. Nice work if you can get it! Surely there are better presenters than these juvenile bores?! Time for some fresh blood?!
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Andy@andybarker100·
@JulianDicks3050 Your daughter finally giving you payback for your 2 foot tackle on her for beating you at crazy golf more like Dicksy!
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Julian Dicks@JulianDicks3050·
Never been chinned on the bench before but on Saturday Dagenham V Chelmsford, Our goalkeeping coach NICK EYRE got bullied and fell into the dugout, and elbowed me. 🤣 Twat.
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