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@mattkalish What if I told you the folks who invested in Kalshi at $22B also invested in Cluely at $120M?

Do you have any fucking clue how much money Kalshi need normal long-term unprofitable retail gamblers like me to lose on Kalshi to PAY them enough fees to be worth $22bil valuation? Then on top, how fucking much money all of Wall Street’s MMs & Pro Gamblers export? And do it with a very bad product compared to SB on casual experience? What an absolute fucking house of cards my brothers and sisters.

@DavisMattek Nothing like using pick 55 to draft a guy who was a backup in college to fill the role of a guy who barely played bc he was hurt.

For my risk tolerance and how I like to draft RBs in best ball, pick 55 overall Jadarian Price is fine if this is really the plan

@blknoiz06 @rasmr_eth Centralize supply.

@rasmr_eth what do u think a pump competitor would need to do

The crypto consumer is hurting because nobody has been able to challenge pumpfun. It just takes one, and all the fees will get arb’d to zero. But nope, hasn’t happened

@frankdegods @remusofmars Alon got incredibly lucky one time and every time he opens his mouth he shows how lucky he actually got.

@remusofmars yeah i guess just found it crazy out of all the coins to make a thread about for years, alon makes a thread about hantavirus? liq vamps everything else and then just ghosts while it retraces the whole move if the point was that coins are better than pm’s… not a very good case

why would anyone buy a pump coin ever anymore

@businessbarista Lmk if you need a No guy

I turned our AI company’s products into a high-end Japanese restaurant menu. Why? I was bored and also feel like B2B companies can be boring AF. Also, execs constantly asked me what being an AI transformation partner means, so I decided to have fun with it. Now anytime someone asks, they’re getting dishes from Tenex Kitchen (link to menu below). This includes: Kama to Tail Enterprise AI Diagnostic Collar to tail...top-to-bottom scan of your org's AI readiness. Behind the Counter Engineering Org Audit We tour the line, the prep stations, the walk-ins. Tell you what's slowing the chefs down. The Walk-In Data Lake Audit Every ingredient inventoried...fresh, spoiled, mislabeled. The Counter Critic Pre-Transaction AI Diligence For PE/VC...quiet evaluation at the counter before you buy the restaurant. The Itamae Council AI Steering Committee Design The master chefs who decide what goes on the menu and run the brigade. The Executive Omakase ELT / C-Suite Training Curated, multi-course. Designed for the people at the head table. Tabehoudai Hack Week AI Hack Week All-you-can-eat. Five days, one room, a buffet of working prototypes. The Bento Box Function-Specific Training Sales, finance, ops, legal — each compartment plated to taste. Bento for Two Standard Engineering Pod 1 strategist + 1 engineer. Ships full-stack software or AI products — agents, web apps, integrations, internal tools — in 4-week sprints. The Full Kaiseki Enterprise Engineering Program Multiple pods running in parallel. For enterprise-scale programs — agent platforms, custom applications, unified data layers, MCP infrastructure — deployed across business units. Full menu here: tenex-kitchen-menu.vercel.app P.S. I will be launching Tenex kitchen on DoorDash ASAP. Already applied as a merchant.

upgraded to 20x and the clanker worked for 29 straight hours thnx @sama

@sporadica Devil in the White City

don’t understand people who say “the veil is thin” in legit major metropolitan cities yes the veil is thin in places like Appalachia, Maine, Lost Coast, etc. but how in the world can you walk through DOWNTOWN CHICAGO and be like “waow the veil is so thin this feels otherwordly”

@TeeOffSports 😂 epic

I have been so busy doing NFL draft stuff that I just noticed we got there with Smalley/Springer for FRL at the Zurich! discord.gg/VE3WwbWvV

@draftcheat Might be one of the sharpest things you've tweeted

Outrageous shirt but the world needs more of this. Let people be outrageous. We’re all getting sucked into the same groupthink every day. Harmless fun will help keep us real as the world gets taken over by technology

@nikitabier @davidu @MartinShkreli @X Need more prisonmaxxing

@davidu @MartinShkreli @X My unpopular opinion: incarceration does not reduce the value of someone’s opinions, it increases their value.

It’s unexpected, but @MartinShkreli might have more legit takes on more issues than anybody else on @x.

@Jason @nikitabier undisclosed paid promo

Bought another ~$50k in $tao Current exposure is ~$750k My price target is $500 in 2026 My thesis is subnets are shipping product This is not investing advice, this is me asking you to savage my trade so I learn #jaytrading

@NelsonAdcock Nelson the goat. Robotos so hot right now.

How it really ended 😉

@ToeTagginTambo Wow even the wine, vn

This is next level. Legit GOAT stuff. An old friend hired a private chef to recreate Rory’s Masters Club Dinner at home! 🤯 Every course below ⤵️

@kiiLkenny @SeanZerillo Kenny the goat

@SeanZerillo welcome to the team x.com/kiiLkenny/stat…

Fun one I fired in the App yesterday morning, which crashed the market a bit Going to take a lot to overcome the WAR / Cy Young correlation but maybe seeing something unprecedented Mason Miller’s Stats to Track (assume 70 IP) • ROS ER Projection: 13.5; can allow ≤ 7 ER for a sub-1.00 ERA • ROS H+BB Projection: 55; can allow ≤ 48 H+BB to have a lower WHIP (.686) than 2003 Gagne (.692)

If Xander wins the Masters all the books are going out of business.

@shanderbets Imagine associating yourself with a platform that talks shit about cappers and calls it "growth"

The number 2 capper on DubClub doesn’t know how a round robin works. This is what tracked profit actually looks like

@NelsonAdcock AMC NFT drop?

This is honestly about the craziest thing I've ever seen. A queue just to get it a website? No special event going on?

@peteroverzet A+ idea

everyone thinks they are smarter than the fantasy analysts they follow so i decided to create a competition to prove it this summer im hosting the first fantasy football reality show... so you think you can tout?

@SiaNejad Seems like a great way to extend their relevance and monetization window by a few years at least.

This Summer House news is pretty wild. Not Tom Sandoval level but still….pretty wild. I’m here for it. I have opinions.

@j0hnwang @0x_ultra Lmao

@0x_ultra banger

pretty insane some still ignore or do not understand the moat of a regulated exchange insider trading should be banned, not promoted as a feature as seen on some offshore prediction markets always choose fair, regulated markets