Andy Hone

@indykaila This is like a glitch in football manager.

Exclusive 💣 The Spurs board are willing to terminate Igor Tudor's contract if results continue on a downward spiral. The club have backup plans in place. The club cannot afford to get relegated!

@NUFCThreatLevel Nearly… 😬 couple of @“FFS” moments.

Paths are treacherous getting about, but once you’re around St James’ they seem to have laid enough grit about the place.

@plastiq_geordie @NUFCThreatLevel The latter would be a more welcome sight! 🤣

@NUFCThreatLevel I still think Newcastle should've signed Garnacho in the summer. Mentioned this on Saturday. Was met with looks that I'd just sh*t on the 2nd floor bar in the Mile Castle.

Of course Chelsea have enquired about Semenyo. They suffer amnesia as to who they bought six month ago at the start of each transfer window.

@paul666g @NUSCuk No Paul, don’t hide behind that emoji. You were genuinely annoyed that you thought someone was losing out on a degree (let’s face it). You Wombat.

@andyhone @NUSCuk 🎣

Congratulations to Eddie Howe and Dan Burn who have been awarded honorary degrees by Northumbria University #NUFC

@jordancronin_ How many points dropped in injury time? Seriously?

FULL-TIME: Newcastle United 2-2 Tottenham Hotspur Two points dropped. NUFC have a habit this season of taking the lead and not coming away with maximum points.

@paul666g @NUSCuk Look up honorary degrees Paul, you wombat. NUFC are rent free in your daft heed.

@NUSCuk Just down grades degrees! People pay over £30k and 1000s of hours studying to gain their degrees. What right have these 2 and all the other so called celebrities to gain one for free!!?

@J_92__ @NUFCThreatLevel I think that would happen in Coventry as well.

@NUFCThreatLevel @andyhone The rumour is they’re going to be targeting people who are being racist and peddling the ‘Stop The Boats’ shite. Which in fairness would probably get you battered in most European cities

In an idle moment of ‘it can’t be that bad’, asked ChatGPT for the most dangerous places to live in Europe. You survived an extended away end at a 3rd Round Carabao Cup tie this season, you can get through this. Just don’t make eye contact with anyone or sign Des Hamilton. #NUFC

@DonnaLouise1212 This is happening all day, every day, but it takes for someone to take it to a train to escalate it to something worthy of reacting to by Police. “Crime Raised”… Absolute joke.

So the police have finally decided to investigate "Missed Opportunities " to arrest the Huntingdon train stabber. About bloody time!....

@MagpieMediaX Bilbao

@Im_RobM This is outstanding.

@ZiaYusufUK 💪🏼

🚨WOW. New MRP poll by Daily Mail puts Reform on 445 seats - biggest majority ever, the Tories down to 7 seats! Kemi would lose her seat as would Jenrick, Sunak and Braverman. Reeves, Cooper, Phillipson and Miliband, Mahmood and Streeting would all lose their seats.

@peter_bolster @LukeEdwardsTele @NUFC Arrogant clown 🤡

Enjoyed talking about the narrative being forced upon us from a “certain reporter in the North East” @LukeEdwardsTele and those delusional @NUFC fans earlier. No matter how much you wish it, it won’t come true, lads. Isak is at the perfect club with the best fans in the world. He can’t not succeed at a club like ours.

@Blackcornish @ZiaYusufUK @Nigel_Farage @OpiniumResearch Carol is a bot 👋🏼 commy Carol 🇷🇺

@andyhone @ZiaYusufUK @Nigel_Farage @OpiniumResearch Proud of what? Jo Cox being assassinated? Brexit being a complete clusterfuck? What exactly are you proud of?

🚨 Wow. Reform +2 points to a record high with Opinium, into a record 13 point lead with this pollster. Turns out calling @Nigel_Farage and all our voters names does not work! REF: 34% (+2) LAB: 21% (-1) CON: 16% (-1) LDEM: 12% (-2) GRN: 10% (+3) via @OpiniumResearch, 01 - 03 Oct Chgs. w/ 26 Sep

@ZiaYusufUK It’s coming

The result of this week’s large scale, seat by seat poll from More in Common. 😍🌊🇬🇧

I’m sorry, he did not “Miss out”, he abdicated, there is a big difference. #NUFC

@CraigHope_DM Get to Paris then there’s a 21:00 to Newcastle

❌ Flight from Belgrade cancelled (the engine was leaking 😬)… and no alternatives being offered for now ✈️ Time to invoke the spirit of this woman (not for the first time)… #moretofollow

@OllieHolt22 Yeah, the answer is money, Oliver, you ignorant prat. I mean seriously, are you a real journalist or say you are a journalist in the same way Dr. Pepper is a Dr?… One of the stupidest things I have read in a long time and that takes some doing.

Why did so many elite footballers turn their backs on Newcastle United this summer? Is the Toon romance with their Saudi owners over? dailymail.co.uk/sport/football…

@paddypower @bet365

Newcastle fans now saying Alexander Isak downed tools last season on the pitch, as he didn't want them to qualify for the Champions League. An absolutely generational head loss, I'm sure we'd all agree.