Andrew Mardon

@Jenny_1884 £6,600 a month for my Mum whom has Alzheimers. I have run through all of her savings and am now in the process of selling her house. Had she had never saved anything or bought a house, she would have got all of this funded by the authorities. There is a lesson there somewhere

Why does it cost upwards of £1K a week for someone to live in a care home? This is an extortionate amount of money. Why is this never investigated? Considering care workers earn a relatively low wage then there’s a lot of people out there making a lot of money out of people suffering.

@piersmorgan I came straight to Piers Morgan's twitter faster than the Ref went to the monitor 😄

FFS - that’s a penalty.

@LUFC Obviously Okafor is Man of The Month

🗳️ Who was your AMT Player of the Month during April? Vote now!

@PKurzin The guy who came 2nd also went sub 2 hours. Amazing.

History made today by Sabastian Sawe at the London Marathon 🇰🇪 🇬🇧 The first person ever to officially run a marathon in under two hours -1:59:30 - while also setting a new world record. One of the greatest endurance performances sport has ever seen.

@bushgod412 @EmiratesFACup @ManCity @BBCMOTD @footballontnt @SportsonMax The people who went to the effort to change it obviously gave a fuck

@andymardon @EmiratesFACup @ManCity @BBCMOTD @footballontnt @SportsonMax who gives a fuck

Two goals for @ManCity in five minutes and Nico González puts them ahead! 📺 @BBCMOTD, @footballontnt and @SportsonMax

@TEAMtalk @marshyleeds I was sceptical at the start of the season but he has more than proved me wrong. FA Cup Semi. Keeping us up (TBD but likely!). Old Trafford win. Playing exciting football.

⚪️🟡🔵 Report claims Leeds United plan to STICK with Daniel Farke and will continue with him at the helm into next season and possibly beyond once Premier League safety is confirmed @marshyleeds | #LUFC teamtalk.com/leeds-united/f…

@BBCSport @BBCMOTD

Leeds United have beaten Manchester United at Old Trafford in the league for the first time in 45 years ✅

🚨 Bruno Fernandes: “I don’t talk about the referee… it I talk about the referee, I will get in a BIG TROUBLE”, told Sky.

@SkySportsPL @SkySportsNews

FULL-TIME: Leeds beat Manchester United in the Premier League at Old Trafford for the first time in 45 years ✨

Leeds United 2 Manchester United 1

🔥 UNITED TAKE ALL THREE POINTS!!!

@Run4Owls @culturaldude @SkySports Yes I understand this sport and I bet 99% of proper golf fans would rather watch tournament golf rather than a guy warming up. Imagine a football match where they didn't show you the goals but showed you the subs stretching in the touchline waiting to come on

@andymardon @culturaldude @SkySports Defending champion, 6 clear and you are moaning. Do you understand this sport and coverage? If Rory was on -1 they would be showing the odd shot. Go moan about another sport you do not understand.

I’m totally sick of @SkySports coverage of the Masters. Absolutely appalling coverage. Enough is enough.

@Withnail160 @SenseiChanning Apparently the sky is bluer at Augusta. A rare phenomenon

@SenseiChanning Maybe. But they make up for it by making sure we are always reminded what a special place it is. So that's nice

40 Players are now on the course. There is nobody who likes golf who would rather watch someone practising with a nine iron on the range rather than watching any of those 40 players. Showing people walking to the range is just taking the piss.

@paddypower Odds for how many times Skysports shows a replay of Lowry's hole in one before the final group finishes today

@KrysiaJ @DHLexpress Seems a strange way to get from Dubai to Luton @DHLexpress ? And your Express service is now scheduled to take over 10 days!

@andymardon @DHLexpress Wow, that’s a real pisstake!

@DHLexpress Why is my 2 day deliver for 330 dirhams from Dubai to UK now showing as 10 days ans the item is in Hong Kong! What is happening?

I'm in Thailand population 72m population. They don't five a fuck about climate change or emissions. Neither do Phillipines 110m population. Neither do Indonesia with a population of 265m. Why is that? Because they are too busy trying to survive. Australia, with a population of 26m, is going to save the planet on its own by destroying its economy. If you believe that you need help.

@SkySportsGolf Coverage of the Masters is so bad that even Butch Harmon is re-celebrating putts thinking they are live when actually its highlights and replays