Blurt Reynolds

@Aella_Girl Female screams aid stressed pilots land damaged planes - as another valid example.

Women's ability to scream is actually extremely important. Once at 2am in istanbul I got stalked down deserted alleyways. I tried to run but he followed me; in a dead end i turned around, he was lunging at me, and something primal and ancient took over; i screamed with a scream I didn't know i was capable of. I was not conscious of it, it was like I was possessed, it was ear-splitting. The guy stuttered to a halt, and everybody in the near vicinity buildings woke up. He bolted away, and all the neighbors came out to try to help. It was really cool to find out my body came installed with alarm hardware that I'd never before had cause to get activated. It was effective! It possibly saved my life!

@ninoboxer You should probably address these questions to an astronaut - Katy Perry for example

BULLSHIT What NASA is telling you: As soon as Wednesday, a four-person crew could launch on a mission to fly around the moon in an Orion capsule that's currently perched at the top of a 322-foot, orange-and-white rocket waiting at Kennedy Space Center in Florida. My questions of concern: How does a four person 322 foot rocket carry enough rocket fuel to travel 477,710 miles to the moon and back without refueling at least 15 times? How will all four astronauts survive passing through the Van Allen Radiation Belt without being completely annihilated? If you can just answer these very simple questions please? I’ll be waiting…

@LBCNews Jumped the gun a bit there by resigning. Can he get the job back if vindicated?

Mayor of Bath resigns over posts claiming London ambulance arson attack was an 'Israeli false flag operation' lbc.co.uk/article/mayor-…

@far_middle @klara_sjo Just because a stupid American forgot to put an accent on the e so it would be pronounced nykee doesn't change that the word, as written - should be pronounced nyke by an English speaker uninfluenced by marketing spiel.

@klara_sjo they also think the "E" in Nike is silent🙄

Just learned some British people pronounce adidas as addy-dass

@UK_REPT The Israelis don't have soldier nappys big enough to contain the amount they'd shit themselves having to fight humans older than 9 who are actually armed.

NEW — 🇮🇱🇺🇸🇮🇷 Channel 12 says that in case of a U.S. ground operation in Iran, Israeli soldiers will NOT participate on the ground.

@johnkonrad You look and type retarded. Probably best to stfu

Hey Christine, I can answer that. Dominating Iran would be a cakewalk. A few thousand casualties on our side vs. hundreds of thousands on theirs. Not turning it into Afghanistan is also easy. All it requires is our military leaders accepting those high casualty numbers. That’s how we won two world wars. Now before you get upset, know this: I’m not talking about war crimes. I am only talking about accepting a very high number of enemy combatant casualties along with an unfortunate but necessary number of civilians caught in the crossfire. That’s all we need. And high casualty numbers are not a war crime. Death and destruction are allowed under the Geneva Conventions. Just not certain types of death and destruction, like chemical weapons. But winning this way is not going to happen, Christiane, because moving enough tanks and artillery to do that requires a massive sealift operation, and I don’t see any massive cargo ships getting loaded. So yes, the military types are right. We absolutely, positively can dominate Iran. The problem is no politician has removed the handcuffs from our military (called ROEs, Rules of Engagement) since General MacArthur was fired by President Truman for explaining to him exactly what I’m explaining to you right now. Massive sealift of heavy bombs and Army munitions PLUS an order to put as many warheads on enemy foreheads as possible. Dead men do not fight back. Taliban using children as shields and ROEs that only let us kill them at certain times in certain specific situations with a preponderance of evidence… they do shoot back. I don’t see Trump doing that, fighting a traditional war with ROEs that allow us to kill huge numbers of IRGC. But I also don’t see him sending large numbers of boots inland with crazy restrictive ROEs either. The end is likely going to be Option C. What is Option C? I don’t know. Option C is classified.

@georgegalloway If they have been charged, the names should be public

WHY are the British media not pressing for the names of the alleged Arsonists released on bail today?

@Harnpstead @freemaowtf The aussie stuff isn't worthy of that name!

@andyroo770 @freemaowtf Its a parmigiana

i have just found out that while australians have been debating for years on if it’s called a parma or parmi the fucking brit’s have been calling it a parmo and i think we just need to put our differences aside to shame this

@natalie_Zion_ Fuck off.

Think it's time for us Jews to leave Britain. Let them find out what happens when we stop doing everything for our country and leave. Look at the Middle East once we left those countries. Betrayal is a word that doesn't even come close to what British Jews are feel today

@shoe0nhead U.S. McChristianity makes me chuckle! Set the Church synthesizer to "Organ" whilst the congregation girates and talks in tongues listening to some guy who bought a jet with your donations. Fucking lol. At least Britain has ancient Churches with some gravitas to fool the masses.

“I WOULD DIE FOR ISRAEL” why is a senator from South Carolina, a state with an incredibly low Jewish population, simping SO HARD for a foreign country? Money? Blackmail? Or something else… i wrote an article about something not many are not discussing: @JuneLapine/its-time-to-talk-about-evangelical-wakanda-10c2325f17d6" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">medium.com/@JuneLapine/it…

@JMCDelingpole Do nuclear power stations exist and if so, can the material used by them be weaponised via further refinement?

No one appears to have told Peter that nuclear weapons do not exist. Or perhaps, rather, his Lifetime Actor role requires him to *pretend* that he doesn't know they don't exist.

@lilsketch Crocodile

gun pointed at yo head, name a rock

@johnkonrad You look and sound retarded. Maybe get a cycling helmet you can wear at all times to protect your last braincell?

Who else remembers half of Europe laughing at Trump when he said America needs to own Greenland because we can’t trust Denmark to fully cooperate in a war?

@gothburz How come you had so much money available to invest whilst also being an idiot? (To be fair, I did look at decentraland property but saw the asking prices and thought "yeah, good luck with that").

My net worth peaked at $1.2 million. None of it was real. I don't mean that philosophically. I mean it was located on servers that have since been turned off. I own eleven properties in the metaverse. Three in Decentraland. Four in The Sandbox. Two in Voxels. One in Otherside. And a beachfront villa in Horizon Worlds that I bought for $214,000 because Mark Zuckerberg called it "the next frontier." The frontier closed last week. It's a mobile app now. Last year I mass DM'd 340 people the phrase "you don't understand how early we are." I have since stopped doing that. Not because I was wrong. Because most of them blocked me. I got into metaverse real estate in November 2021. Everyone was buying. Someone paid $450,000 to be Snoop Dogg's neighbor. In a video game. With no legs. The avatars didn't have legs. I thought that was bullish. "The legs are coming," I told my Discord. "Legs are a roadmap item." Three hundred people reacted with rocket emojis. I called myself a "digital land baron." I put it in my Twitter bio. I put it in my LinkedIn headline. I said it on a podcast that had eleven listeners. Three of them were bots. The rest were my alts. My virtual property has more square footage than my actual apartment. My actual apartment has furniture. Location, location, location. My most valuable asset was a plot next to a virtual Gucci store. Gucci left in 2023. The store is still there. Nobody's in it. It's like a mall in Ohio but with worse graphics and no food court. I held. Diamond hands. That's what we said. "Diamond hands." It means refusing to sell while your investment loses 94% of its value. We turned financial paralysis into a personality trait. A guy in my Discord paid $2.4 million for a 618-parcel estate in Decentraland. Prime district. High foot traffic. I asked him what "foot traffic" meant when the platform had 38 daily active users. He said I didn't understand the technology. I didn't. I still bought more. We had a DAO. A decentralized autonomous organization. That means we voted on decisions. There were nine of us. Three never showed up. Two voted on everything without reading it. The other four were me and my alts. We voted to "acquire strategic parcels." The vote passed unanimously. I voted four times. My portfolio peaked at $1.2 million. I told everyone. I made a spreadsheet. I projected 40x returns by 2025. I made a pitch deck. The pitch deck had a slide that said "WE ARE BUILDING THE DIGITAL ECONOMY." The slide had a rocket emoji. That was my entire financial model. In 2023 I bought a Bored Ape for $189,000. It's worth $14,000 now. I don't talk about the Ape. I still use it as my profile picture. People ask me about it. I say "I'm long-term bullish." Long-term bullish means I can't sell it without crying in a Panera. My mom asked me what a Bored Ape was. I said "digital art on the blockchain." She asked why it cost more than her car. I said "you don't understand Web3." She said "I understand you live in a studio apartment." She's not in my Discord. Justin Bieber bought one for $1.3 million. It's worth about $90,000 now. I felt better about mine after I heard that. That's community. WAGMI. We're All Gonna Make It. We said that every day. In the group chat. While the floor dropped. While the volume dried up. While 95% of all NFT collections went to zero. We're all gonna make it. None of us made it. But we said it with conviction and a laser-eye profile picture. That counts for something. It doesn't. But we said it did. That's decentralized consensus. Meta spent $84 billion on the metaverse. I need to say that again. $84 billion. More than the GDP of Luxembourg. More than the GDP of Iceland, Luxembourg, and Malta combined. They spent it on a platform where the avatars had no legs, the graphics looked like a 2006 Wii game, and the peak user count was lower than the lunch rush at a Chipotle in Des Moines. They just pulled Horizon Worlds from VR headsets. It lives on as a mobile app. My beachfront villa is now a mobile app. Location, location, location. Zuckerberg renamed the entire company for this. Facebook became Meta. A $900 billion company changed its legal name because the CEO watched Ready Player One and said "I want that." Reality Labs lost $10 billion in 2021. $14 billion in 2022. $16 billion in 2023. $18 billion in 2024. $19 billion in 2025. That's not a strategy. That's a speedrun. They laid off 1,500 Reality Labs employees this year. Shut down three VR studios. Killed Supernatural. Put the entire VR social vision in a casket and said "we're pivoting to AI and wearables." The pivot took four years and $84 billion. I pivoted too. I'm an AI real estate investor now. I bought a virtual plot in an AI-generated world that doesn't exist yet. The founder said it was "the intersection of spatial computing and large language models." I don't know what that means. I gave him $40,000. He has a whitepaper. It's 47 pages. I read the title and the tokenomics section. The tokenomics section is a pie chart. I love pie charts. They make everything look like a plan. The project has a roadmap. Q1: "Build community." Q2: "Launch beta." Q3: "Scale ecosystem." Q4 is blank. Q4 is always blank. That's where the exit scam goes. My accountant asked me to value my metaverse portfolio for tax purposes. I said $1.2 million. He said "current market value." I said $6,400. He stared at me for eleven seconds. I know because I counted. He asked if I had any other investments. I showed him my NFTs. He stared for longer. I told him they were "cultural artifacts with long-term provenance." He asked if I'd considered a 401k. I told him a 401k was "legacy finance." He told me to leave his office. The metaverse is dead. I don't accept that. I am a digital land baron. I own eleven properties across four platforms. I have a beachfront villa in a mobile app, a plot next to an empty Gucci store, and a cartoon monkey that cost me more than my actual car. Location, location, location. The location is nowhere. But I'm early. I'm always early. That's the same as being wrong except you get to say it with confidence.

I am going to make this VERY clear because many simply do not have the knowledge to understand what is happening: 1) President Trump and the U.S Military/NSA submitted Israel years ago 2) Trump, Putin and Xi are working together to rid the world of the deep state 3) The Rothschilds are already defeated 4) Israel and Zionism are being publicly exposed to the world for their crimes - it is a cornerstone of the plan 5) The Israel/Iran war is fake, it is a psychological operation to wake up the masses - especially Leftists and Christian Zionists 6) President Trump will enact long-lasting peace in the Middle East and deport non-integrators back. This will also save Europe. 7) Psychopathic Zionist/‘American Neocon’ foreign policy is being SHOWN to the world - this is the ONLY way refractory ideologues can LEARN 8) President Trump is also using the ‘war’ as a method to bring in a new financial system 9) President Trump is testing the loyalty of ‘allies’ who are trying to protect the City of London, and the ‘rules based order’ 10) President Trump will reverse course on Iran and cement permanent peace treaties in the Middle East. The ‘Greater Israel Project’ will be dead. 11) DECLAS will expose all those who doubted President Trump 12) Importantly elite ‘crimes against children’ and the zionist paedophilic blackmail industry will be laid bare as the enforcement arm of American foreign policy End/

@AndrewASink They're nice. I thought you were printing open source files however. Had any attempts/success with any of those designs?

@AndrewASink Your favorite shoe/sneaker model?

I have 17 pairs of 3D printed shoes 😬

@Timcast Fuck off Tim Tool - go get your ass hair transplanted into your shiny scalp you asshat

We need regime change in the UK

@A_Ham96 Ha!

The situation in Israel tonight is terrifying, and there are dozens of casualties so far due to Hezbollah rockets. 🇮🇱🔥

@BuzzPatterson As far as I'm concerned, their war is between Russia and Ukraine. Let them settle it. If you think this is a prelude to a full Russian expansion into Europe, I have yet to see any sign of that. Not my problem. Not my enemy.

The next time you hear one of our European “allies” say that Iran isn’t “their war,” I’ll remind them that Ukraine isn’t ours.