THE Dave Wealleans

Just cos you feel it doesn't mean it's there, just cos you feel it doesn't mean it's shared

@v11_eed @swinburne_mark He was bought as a number 10 to play off Shearer but ended up leading the line which he was totally unsuited for

@swinburne_mark JDT went on to have a brilliant career and proved Dalglish was right about his talent - but let’s not kid ourselves here, he had a shocker at Newcastle and just wasn’t built for the English game.

Who in your opinion is the most underrated player to pull on an #NUFC shirt? John Dahl Tomasson

@LBFlyawayhome The tails got shorter and shorter over time as bits were ripped off

I had to buy this when I saw it. Do you remember this game? My brother and I played it all the time. It was brutal

Salvador Dalí le encantaba cenar bien. Grupos grandes. Mesas largas. Vinos caros. Los mejores restaurantes de París y Nueva York. Y siempre insistía en pagar la cuenta. Nadie sospechaba nada. Cuando llegaba el momento de pagar, rellenaba el cheque con el importe total, con calma y elegancia. Firmaba. Y entonces, antes de entregárselo al camarero, giraba el papel y hacía un dibujo en el reverso. Un boceto rápido. Elefantes. Caballos. Figuras surrealistas. Firmaba debajo. Y entregaba el cheque al restaurante. Dalí sabía perfectamente lo que iba a pasar después. El dueño del restaurante no cobraría el cheque. Lo enmarcaría. Lo colgaría en la mejor pared del local. Un Dalí original, enmarcado, dentro del restaurante. Valía infinitamente más que cualquier cena. Todos esos cheques con dibujos fueron guardados. Y hoy valen una fortuna. Hay relatos de que hizo esto muchas veces a lo largo de los años, tanto en París como en Nueva York. En una de las noches documentadas, en el Café de la Rotonde de París, Dalí le pidió una hoja de papel al camarero, dibujó rápidamente un elefante con la trompa levantada, firmó debajo y lo entregó con total naturalidad. La cuenta estaba pagada. Y el restaurante había salido ganando. Lo que hacía Dalí no era solo excentricidad. Era entender perfectamente que el valor de su presencia y de su firma ya había superado el precio de cualquier menú. No necesitaba dinero para pagar. Solo necesitaba un trozo de papel y saber cuánto valía.

@DanMcMahonF1 Why have a collar of a football shirt ? Are you going to wear a tie with it ? Or do you just like looking like Forrest Gump ?

It would have been so easy Adidas. So, so easy #NUFC

@swinburne_mark I love a couple of them but no - fucking take youth from abroad

Just a few names with PL experience being linked to #NUFC Jarrod Bowen Curtis Jones Jayden Anthony Harry Wilson James Trafford Would you take any of them?

@Mickbessy @geordiedentist I agree - I’m Howe out personally but the man deserves to walk not be pushed And who do we get in after this year ? We’ve stalled and in huge danger of going backwards

From 1982 - 2025 i dreamed, hoped, suffered and prayed. Hoping one day "our time would come" All the "experts" said, "whoever delivers tue holy grail to the geordies will be afforded legend status" Fast forward. Howe, Burn and Isak (understandably), seem to be toons most hated?

@SnoopDoogyDoog @SupportersNufc @Punished_TBlair That’s the London Underground not the Metro

@SupportersNufc @Punished_TBlair approved

With next seasons kits probably being designed as we speak - We wonder what toon fans would ideally like on next seasons kits. We know this discussion splits fans with what colours to feature especially on our non home shirt kits. #nufc #newcastleunited #fblifestyle #nufcfans AI image

@MagpieChannel_ I like it - back should be black unless you’re going with white shorts

New home kit?👀 Still awaiting official announcement but this is it according to footyheadlines. Unknown if Sela will be front of shirt sponsor, unless they agree an extension as the current deal is set to expire this summer. Are you a fan of this design?⚫️⚪️ #nufc

Neutral fans - VOTE NOW! Who do YOU want to win on Sunday?

@CharIieBennett Who ?

If Anthony Gordon were to leave this summer, how do you think he will be remembered at Newcastle? #NUFC

@Lea_EFC Newcastle lose

Gimme one thing that’s guaranteed to happen in the Premier League this weekend….

@NUFC Put the ball in the fucking net

Eddie Howe on Yoane Wissa: "Yoane's only issue has been the injury he suffered [in September]. When he returned he wasn't physically able to deliver the quality of performance he traditionally has done in the Premier League. There's no doubting the quality of the player, but can we get him in a physical condition to deliver his best performances before the end of the season - that's been the challenge. Since we've returned to full team training I think we've seen a big lift in his performances because trying to get him fit with small numbers in training sessions is tough. As long as he continues to show that upward trajectory I think we'll see the very best of him in the future."

@ConnorRC10 Wissa ?

🚨This should be the team tomorrow, need to go for it and get results last 4 games. #NUFC What would be your teams Vs Brighton?

@5yntax_Err0r Have we ?

I'm not an in or outer but just a question... So far have we seen Eddie show the ability to adapt and learn from his mistakes because I think ultimately, him doing this will decide if he is the man to take us forward. #NUFC

@MissAlly_01 If you can’t be a good example be a terrible warning

When my son gave his graduation speech, he began reading from a prepared text. "I want to thank my mother & the wonderful influence she has had on my life. She is a shining example of parenthood." He paused, looked up & said, "Sorry, it's so hard to read my mum's handwriting."

@budweiserusa The usual please

Order a beer in the replies without using the word "beer"

@Dominos_UK I’ll take both thanks - is this a midweek deal ?

you can only pick one: -Spurs get relegated -Arsenal bottle everything

I need a moment to reset. May I see your cat? 🥺

@SimonHarrisMBD @LauraKirk12 @premierleague Oi

Train companies: ‘Buy your tickets as far in advance as possible for the best possible price.’ Hotel companies: ‘Book your room as far in advance as possible for the best possible price.’ Your employer: ‘Book your time off as far in advance as possible to get it approved.’ Sky/TNT/The Premier League: ‘Yeah bollocks to all of you we’re rescheduling with very little warning. Dave sat on his arse at home might miss the game otherwise.’

Hello @premierleague where do I send the invoice for re-arranging travel costs

@WestHamPlace They are now

Would you say Crystal Palace are definitely safe?