ani !

lil run down memory lane

got an adamant homie named jolly mike

going gunk shot on my sneasler because i want to sometimes lose the game with my poison move instead of sometimes win the game

got top 8 in a 140+ person tour after going 7-1 in swiss :3. Based on the SableyeVGC team from GCF with some alterations. I like clicking the encore move.

we all got that one oomf with no match up into sable arch

@Blacephalussy fake out parting shot flare blitz protect

aerodactyl being generationally good rn upsets me bc it’s one of those mons that lost so much aura when going from 2d to 3d. like look at his chud face and dangly belly in champions 😭

give me a pack of newports and a single spell slot and i’ll save the realm

Bro thinks he's spitting rotom heat when he's lowkey rotom washed

99% of wizards stop reading the accursed tome of dul'xarath mere moments before they finally find the spell capable of reviving their loved ones

Clicking Rockslide is negative karma. While it can give you an out, it can't meaningfully give you a win. So clicking it twice will multiply that negative karma against itself to create positive karma. That's the reverse hax technique.

@bbuugsy they’re too tough

wdym they took out Hone Claws why cant my Aero hone they claws

vgc players talk about fish the same way Andrew Tate talks about people, wdym "Males should be Adamant or Jolly and Females should be Modest or Timid"

living in the gnome village fucking rules man. just took a nap beneath the shade of a giant red and white mushroom. sang a little tune about sugar and sweets. gonna work with the tinkerer to create the latest contraption. love it here

4-0 to 4-3 on the birthday vr tour is diabolical fuck my chungus existence

be careful on in game ladder oomfs. you could face "the toucher"

i always forget aegislash can be statused like what do you mean the steel/ghost can be interacted with??

“The opponent’s Genar is reacting to the Omni Ring”

@_Dankey_ bro this thing is multiscale with 95/115/125 bulk it is NOT a fraud. this shit lived an adamant sharp beak talonflame brave bird + adamant chomp dragon claw in a tournament i was in, anything that fucks with head calcs like that HAS to be good with open sheets.

Even tho it's decent I gotta admit I thought Mega Dragonite was gonna run shit lmfao what happened