
@VictoriaCoren @BBCTwo Our family had a similar rhyme:
“Once upon a time
When the birds pooped lime
And the monkeys chewed tobacco,
Little piggies ran
With feathers up their bums
To see which way the wind blew.”
(Sorry about the b*ms)
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Anna Stanford
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Freelancing on energy & environmental comms, writing & policy. Also defined by my love of Arsenal, live bands & wild nature.





















