Anny 🦁💛

@TheDailyShow Yeah it’s easy when you’re a rich white man. What’s going to change for you Jon?

Jon Stewart on election night: "We're all going to have to wake up tomorrow morning and work like hell to move the world to the place that we prefer it to be." #DailyShow

@kushibo @AnotherEDUK8R @POTUS @JoeBiden People would have voted for a man. Come on, don’t act like this wasn’t because it was a woman running.

@AnotherEDUK8R @POTUS @JoeBiden How would Joe Biden have won with an adversarial news media that relentlessly depicted him as old and out of touch while simultaneously ignoring blaring physical and cognitive health issues of Trump?

Fuck Nancy Pelosi Fuck Merrick Garland Fuck George Clooney Fuck Rob Reiner @POTUS @JoeBiden you should have never let them push you aside.

@nykmarc @PrinceHAK33M It’s cute that you think that will matter.

@PrinceHAK33M You guys don’t even know what you’re talking about. He doesn’t have the super majority in the senate. There’s 0% chance that’s happening…

@AaronParnas I wish I lived in your fantasy world.

@Jay_McGill94 Do we believe that?

@annytwelve Fox News and DDHQ called Pennsylvania.

It's over. He will be the 47th President, but not for long though. Remember, Vance will be the 48th. Trump was running to avoid Jack Smith. Trump abruptly resigns, Vance takes office, and Vance pardons Trump for all federal charges.

@CoastalElite28 Why?

@tyIersherro No we didn’t. The race wasn’t called until Saturday.

5 days.. we knew who the president was the next day

@kimtfiu @DividedWeFa11 But this is how it was in 2020. We didn’t know until Saturday.

@DividedWeFa11 It's feeling like.2016 and I really thought it was gonna feel.more like 2020.

I’m so scared. I thought I would have felt better at this point but I am so scared for real.

@GammaReigh I can’t watch yet. I’m just on here.

Who are we watching?

@TheMarco Yes. It’s always like this. I’m still nauseous though.

@BrettFavre God thinks you’re a thief and an abuser.

@Fly_Sistah He’s a grown man. How embarrassing.

Dr Phil walks back presidential endorsement one week after speaking at Trump rally. He offered to give the identical speech at a Harris rally who allegedly snubbed him 25 times after he asked to interview Vice President Kamala Harris.

@SkylerforNY Voted by mail weeks ago for Harris/Walz! I’m in California 💙

@el_sabawi This will quite literally not happen. You are not politically savvy if you think this. The party you don’t vote for does not care about you as you are not reliable voters. They are not going to spend money courting you, they are going to go after the undecideds.

Ok—I’m going to be real. Arabs/Muslims know that Stein is using us. You don’t need to tell us that. We are more politically savvy than you think. BUT here’s a little secret. 🤫 WE ARE USING HER RIGHT BACK. She is a TOOL for us to get our votes counted—as a block. The anti-war/anti-genocide block. STRATEGICALLY— it makes more sense to pick 1 third party candidate and all vote for that candidate, so that the duopoly will realize —the hard way— that they lost a lot of votes because of this genocide. AND ITS NOT SOMETHING THEY CAN EXPLAIN AWAY because the whole country will see the number of voters Stein gets. (Also historically the parities always panic when a third party candidate starts to gain momentum.) STRATEGICALLY—this is better than staying home (which is explained away as you being a lazy, apathetic American) or writing in a candidate because some states don’t even count the right in’s! THIS IS HOW YOU REALLY SEND A MESSAGE that we mean business. Change won’t occur overnight but next election we will be ready with our own vetted candidate.

@techgirl1908 Got you! All the white women I know do too!

Heyyyyy white women! ❤️ You got us, right?

@cbouzy What time do you think the race will be called?

The biggest surprise tomorrow won't be the number of states VP Harris flips blue, but the number of Republicans who voted for VP Harris.

@SassiestMinx So grateful to be off Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday.

Who used PTO for Wednesday?

@AChillGhost @kilday_morgan No dude, how does that even work? How do you earn hundreds of millions of votes? Your values may not be my values, so if your vote is earned, mine might not be. A candidate has a platform, it will never align 100% with everyone. You’re requiring the impossible.

@kilday_morgan It actually is a candidate’s job to earn your vote! This is how democracy works ❤️ you are not obligated, morally or otherwise, to vote for candidates you don’t like

Babe, I'm here to tell you as an "old" that it's not a candidate's job to earn your vote. It's your job as a voter to pick the candidate who's policies best align with your values. This ain't the batchelorette and we're not handing out roses. We're hiring someone to do a job.

@jdoggzzzz @PettyLupone OMG I had this exact same thought when I was watching this. She looks like she knows she’s going to win.

Maya Rudolph is a consummate professional but I think there was a moment in this skit where she took in the fact that she was acting with the next President of the United States of America.