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@jakemalasek 20% of the bill, not that hard

The average person has no idea how hard tipping is. These guys are so fucking good.

@MurrayHillGuy1 @nicknactax

@anogis1 @nicknactax I’ll do it for $299 Nick!

I have like 41lbs to lose by December. But the Reta is working. @MurrayHillGuy1

@nicknactax @MurrayHillGuy1 Instead of spending $300 on dates, send me $300 a month I’ll train you

@anogis1 @MurrayHillGuy1 Hahaha maybe.

@OhioTate Do they get to eat or drink water?

Tent and Bucket inside the same room for #1 Must spin the Punishment Wheel to earn the right to go #2 in a toilet (with a limit, timer, and escort) I fought hard for shit in a bucket but sometimes you need to pick and choose your battles so we made a compromise

@DummyofDetroit @OhioTate That’s the point

@OhioTate You guys don’t understand how bad that piss is going to smell throughout the challenge

@reedt4723 Clip it and post

SOMEONE NEEDS TO WAKE UP DANNY CONRAD! Oh my god. I’m shaking. Holy fuck. Thought I was going to have a peaceful Sunday here. Don’t think I’ll be able to process again for a while. Brianna talks about me on Plan Bri episode

@MurrayHillGuy1 Northeast regional Nancy

There was a girl from Twitter I used to send flowers to every week for a while. We met IRL for the first time & went to dinner about a month ago. After that, I asked her out again. She thanked me and was honest that she didn’t think we’d be compatible long term & shouldn’t continue. I haven’t sent her flowers or spoken to her once since then out of respect of her peace. It’s always interesting seeing how things change when someone knows they’re not going to get what they want from you anymore. I wonder how she’s doing.

@ChiefPunter Liability on the offensive side of the ball. Three turnovers in the third q + a really poor 3. Trash

Marcus Smart benched in the clutch when the Lakers need stops 👀

@NFL_DovKleiman @TMZ_Sports A man can’t even have hobbies anymore smh

Yikes: Former Vanderbilt QB Diego Pavia was seen throwing thousands of dollars at a str*p club in Mexico just weeks before the 2026 NFL Draft. Pavia reportedly stayed at the club until 5AM... 😬😬😬 (via @TMZ_Sports)

@DCstedt4 @stoolpresidente Did they say where she lives and what school she goes to? Moron. Congrats, she goes to your daughter’s school.

@anogis1 @stoolpresidente Pretty sure the parents “doxed” themselves when they posted it dip shit.

This girl is spitting straight facts #lovelygrey

@DCstedt4 @stoolpresidente Why are we doxxing a child on the internet?

@stoolpresidente Pretty sure this girl is from Louisville Ky and goes to my daughter’s school St.Agnes! 🤣🤣

@dpat9754 @_willcompton @ForTheDadsPod “Just because she agreed with a comment saying it was him doesn’t mean it was him” - this is how you sound

@anogis1 @_willcompton @ForTheDadsPod I didn’t see that. Just because she liked it though doesn’t mean it was him

Lord, Grant me the serenity to accept that bedtime will take longer than expected The courage to negotiate against the things that I can And the wisdom to know that what I do won’t matter Amen @ForTheDadsPod

@dpat9754 @_willcompton @ForTheDadsPod She liked a comment saying ‘yes’ in reply to asking if it was will in her DMs. Standing with a slimeball is crazy

@_willcompton @ForTheDadsPod I don’t know why everyone keeps mentioning Oona on Will’s thread. If it were true wouldn’t she produce the DM’s? I stand with Will. He’s happily married and a great father.

@stoolpresidente @BizNasty2point0 Looks like @danabeers has to have @ryanwhitney6 on the Yug Station

For immediate release:

@MurrayHillGuy1 @DanteTheDon

Added to the list… Things guys do to give girls the “ick” - Bragging about High School sports - Eating snacks (whole box of chocolate) - Poor hygiene habits - Being excited or happy - Taking pictures of your food - Complaining about anything - Playing video games - Having no hobbies - Having hobbies - Being overly clingy or needy - Raising your hand to call for the check - Offering to pay (sexist) - Offering to split (unchivalrous) - Drinking out of a straw - Texting too fast back - Using an umbrella - Stopping to tie your shoes - Existing

@amyoder @MurrayHillGuy1 Skill issue

@MurrayHillGuy1 I visited 4 of these and didn’t get laid 😔

Easiest cities in the US to get laid: 1. Miami 2. Vegas 3. NYC 4. LA 5. Scottsdale 6. Hoboken 7. Portland 8. New Orleans 9. Nashville 10. New Brunswick, NJ

@AIHighlight Written by AI

🚨BREAKING: Anthropic just published a study mapping exactly which jobs its own AI is replacing right now. The workers most at risk are not who anyone expected. They are older. They are more educated. They earn 47% more than average. And they are nearly four times more likely to hold a graduate degree than the workers AI is not touching. The argument is straightforward. Anthropic built a new metric called "observed exposure." Not what AI could theoretically do. What it is actually doing right now in professional settings, measured against millions of real Claude conversations from enterprise users. For computer and math workers, AI is theoretically capable of handling 94% of their tasks. It is currently handling 33% of them. For office and administrative roles, theoretical capability is 90%. Current observed usage is 40%. The gap between what AI can do and what it is already doing is enormous. The researchers are explicit about what comes next. As capabilities improve and adoption deepens, the red area grows to fill the blue. The demographic finding is what makes the paper uncomfortable. The most AI-exposed workers earn 47% more on average than the least exposed group. They are more likely to be female. They are more likely to be college educated. This is not a story about warehouse workers or truck drivers. It is a story about lawyers, financial analysts, market researchers, and software developers. The exact group whose education was supposed to insulate them. Computer programmers showed the highest observed AI exposure at 74.5%. Customer service representatives at 70.1%. Data entry keyers at 67.1%. Medical record specialists at 66.7%. Market research analysts and marketing specialists at 64.8%. These are not predictions. These are measurements of work that is already happening on AI platforms right now. Then there is the pipeline finding nobody is talking about loudly enough. Anthropic's researchers found a 14% decline in the job-finding rate for workers aged 22 to 25 in highly exposed occupations since ChatGPT launched. No comparable effect for workers over 25. Entry-level roles were never just jobs. They were the training ground where junior analysts became senior analysts, where junior lawyers learned how arguments hold together. If that layer disappears, nobody has answered the question of where the next generation of senior professionals comes from. The detail buried in the paper that most coverage missed: 30% of American workers have zero AI exposure at all. Cooks. Mechanics. Bartenders. Dishwashers. The technology reshaping professional careers is completely irrelevant to roughly a third of the workforce. The divide is no longer between high skill and low skill. It is between presence and absence. The company publishing this study is the same company selling the AI doing the replacing. Anthropic had every commercial incentive to soften these findings. They published them anyway. If you spent four years and $200,000 on a degree to land a white collar career, the company that builds Claude just confirmed your job is more exposed than the bartender pouring drinks at your graduation party. Source: Anthropic, "Labor market impacts of AI: A new measure and early evidence" PDF: anthropic.com/research/labor…

@ChristianRanall @reedt4723 Double chill* it’s gotta be chill

@reedt4723 You could bring Danny with and go on a double date with Jackie and Chickenfry

I have to go to New York in the chillest way possible now. Like maybe in four months because that’s not like too soon. I’ll plan a trip with some of my boys out there to so it’s not just to see her. Think me and Bri are officially friends now. unreal

@darrenrovell Prob not but ok

This could mark the big turn. Sports betting companies are flabbergasted by how the prediction market companies have been given a free pass to everything.