Dark Woke Goblin 🇺🇦🇺🇸

Took you 12 hours to edit out your melt down

BREAKING: A DC pollster just texted me “it’s over” after Donald Trump’s speech today where he called “affordability” a “line of bullshit.” There is not one Republican lawmaker who is up in 2028 that didn’t just shit their pants. He just gave Democrats the perfect ad.

When your opps are the grieving parents of child shooting victims for some reason.

can you show a pussy on air? bc cnn did

@AppyOrtho How retarded do you have to be to include “had they won” and “the South by right… it should all be reclaimed” in the same sentence. I genuinely need to know, those are very contradictory statements

Map of the Confederacy, had they won. This is the South by right and by blood and it should all be reclaimed 💪

I’m sorry, but I’m not gonna be nicer about this. Neocon boomers are mortgaging my generations future by amassing trillions in debt, turning America into a pariah on the global stage, and getting our troops killed for another failing war. I have to watch these neocons lie about the state of this war on TV every single day. Then, the moment I push back and assertively ask, “hey, what’s the actual goal here?” I have a legion of neocon boomers telling me I should know my place. Or I should wait my turn to talk with the grown ups. Fuck that, genuinely. I’m not claiming to have all of the answers or be all knowing. But young people deserve a seat at the table to fight for our interests as well. 95% of media is made up of boomers in suits who created these problems, and being nicer isn’t going to fix them.

🇺🇸🚨BREAKING: MAGA influencer Craig Long — “MAGA to the core,” 560K TikTok followers, photographed with Trump — was just arrested in a human trafficking sting. He’s married. He frequently posted videos praising the sheriff who just arrested him. Sheriff Judd’s response at the press conference: “Well, there you go. You got arrested in a human trafficking sting. Influence that for a while.” Never stop connecting the dots.

The funniest part of the outrage over this is that Invincible does not even slightly present Eve's abortion as a girlboss feminist thing, it destroys her mentaly. It's not pro or anti abortion its just depicting a thing that happens in the real world. Also, you beat your wife.

Republican state lawmaker Matt Sabourin has proposed that New Hampshire schools teach Holocaust denialism. To testify in favor, he brought a Holocaust denier recently convicted of indecent exposure after being found naked with a bottle of baby oil on a playground at 4 a.m.

trying to write the most evil character they can conceive of but they can’t keep up with the level of the actual president’s depravity

BREAKING: The Senate just unanimously banned Senators from trading on prediction markets, effective immediately.

We can confirm Seth recorded his S5 lines before the events depicted in the latest @TheBoysTV episode

FISA 702 just passed the House. This bill lets the government search Americans’ private communications without a warrant—in direct violation of the Fourth Amendment. But don’t blame the GOP alone. Forty-two Democrats betrayed the American people to help Mike Johnson pass it.

2 Democratic States have redrawn, both with a mandate from the people. 5 Republicans States (soon to be 6) have redrawn without a single person getting a vote. Both sides are not the same.

Eric Kripke says Donald Trump posting a photo of himself as Jesus ruined the Homelander as God joke in ‘THE BOYS’. “A month ago when we were talking about marketing, I was like, Homelander saying he’s God is so out there. We have to be careful about how we even introduce the idea to the public because they’ll say he’s gone too far and here we are. It’s just really hard to out-satire this world.” (Source: polygon.com/the-boys-showr…)

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that gap in my resume is from when i was competing in the steel ball run

I have grown to enjoy earth’s culture.