claire schultz

wow! look! a shiny new (in-progress) page on my website! with my next US-based chapter, I’m opening up freelance editorial services, particularly proofreading/copyediting. I’m starting small, but my rates are flexible & I’m great with commas check it out: clairerschultz.com/editing

ok time to get off here for like seventy-five different reasons find me on the other one i guess???

@HARL0TTIE you are SUCH hot shit i’m so impressed with you everyday omg

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@questionableway i am grasping at the only way i can get through this without completely collapsing in panic attacks and also i am high rn let’s be so honest

@anotherclaire i do not think this is likely :(

absolutely crazy to think that someday i will be voting for america’s first woman president for the third time

@literaryfey this is isobel, an elf mage veil jumperl, she knows she’s a babe, and she’s hitting on harding and davrin as fast as she can

@literaryfey it sucks so much i’m so sorry 💖💖

@literaryfey i know this feeling so much it’s so hard and so scary!!! i was hoping going back to the states, even if only temporary, would feel like “home,” but it doesn’t. and neither does (did?) the uk. like what now

anyway is now a good time to come out to my extended r*publican family

pod my guys i’m really gonna need you to step up this time and save america

kamala lost wisconsin by 32k votes. third party/other had 49k votes. stop playing with people’s fucking lives. YOU cost us this election.

@kabriya yeah like they’re so much better lol thoughts and prayers

well this is horrible news to wake up to and now i get to hear about it all day from a country that delights at being smugly gratingly mystified and condescending about americans at every opportunity to a degree that somehow puts canadians’ own superiority complex to shame. lol

can’t believe i got kicked out of the UK just in time for this shit

Hey der, folks. This year I’m votin’ for Carmala instead of Donald Truck. My bestest bud Lightning McQueen says ladies like Miss Sally can’t get the repairs they need right now and that ain’t right. I sure don’t believe in errything Carmala runs on. But I believe in my friends.

please everyone compliment my rook (lesbian elf mage angelina jolie) she knows she’s an absolute babe

yeah writing (petting every cat in tevinter) is going great thanks for asking

the rumors are true dragon age: the veilguard does turn you gay (accidentally made my rook too hot and now can’t focus on the game)

@Atomic_Pixie ahhh we could have met up!!! it was so cool but a whole zoo (90 minute queue just to get in)

@anotherclaire 🔥🔥🔥 this was so close to me and i was tempted to go!

been back in america less than 48 hours #HarrisWalz2024