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I just blocked a Junior Mints promoted tweet because fuck nepotism. I was dealing with Mints Sr. when you were just a crotchal itch!
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anshedonic
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@CBruga30642 @bowtiedgerman Unhand your grimey, stumpen penis and log off.
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All four of these guys have something else very important in common
rachel@rachcorrine
What’s crazy is you could legitimately wear a white cotton tee and some denim that ~actually~ fits you and look better than 99.9% of the male population. The key is good shoes. Accessories. (Hat, belt, sunglasses, chain, watch, bracelet.) And wearing quality clothing that fits.
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@CBruga30642 @bowtiedgerman I hope you cleaned your monocle with a self-satisfied flourish after you wrote that, Lord Dipshit.
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@anshedonic @bowtiedgerman I’m sorry I thought you were making sweeping style proscriptions with nonsensical caveats my bad
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@Clockwork_EIf @bowtiedgerman It looks retarded, by which I don’t mean generally stupid, but literally special needs/intellectually disabled.
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@anshedonic @bowtiedgerman Bad advice if you are fit and below 15%bf. Tucking in tshirt without having love handles looks better then every other way you can wear it. Shows belt, slim waist, taper etc.
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@CBruga30642 @bowtiedgerman I advised against it because it’s something I’ve witnessed irl, you subnormal turd.
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@anshedonic @bowtiedgerman Yes, that’s a dress shirt, exactly as I said. Wearing a t-shirt underneath that is retarded you silly bitch
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@anshedonic @bowtiedgerman Total nonsense
Especially the notion of wearing a t-shirt under a dress shirt unless you’re so sartorially challenged you think that just means a shirt with buttons
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@0ba0sama @Howlingmutant0 When you’re hot it’s effortless. Uggos have to put in work.
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What k!lls me is how Quentin Tarantino always poses as if he's the hot one
Redd@ReddCinema
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (2019; Tarantino)
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im genuinely so fucking fat... took these pics yesterday im going to throw up... LOOK AT MY FUCKING BACK AND MUFFIN TOP AND ARMS
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@Mike_writer @annakhachiyan Correct. Do you think you’re killing a sacred cow with that take?
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@anshedonic @annakhachiyan That's good, because there a group of whiney, naggy, immoral, dependant idiots, and the worst possible example of what modern girls should be.
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The girls are all 40 and working in media where they convene a panel on how older women are in demand by younger men
Variety@Variety
Lena Dunham has an idea for a “Girls” movie. She also has a group chat with the original cast, in which they discuss reuniting when the hit HBO drama is “appropriately missed": “I would love to do it, and I have to say, I got a little plot line in my brain. I do. It’s impossible not to think about where they are now. I will text with–I have a new chain with the girls and Andrew [Rannells] called ‘Survivors of the Crackcident.’ Jemima [Kirke] will pop in with the best take on like, ‘Jess is really into RFK Jr.’ and you’re like, ‘Of course she is. Of course she is.’ She does not want anyone getting vaccines. She is pissed.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/l…
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@annakhachiyan They all end up in Peter Thiel’s hot tub. The movie’s called Hot Tub Thiel Vagine.
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@Mike_writer @annakhachiyan They’re not meant to be role models, genius.
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@annakhachiyan I would never want my daughter to be anything like any of the girls in Girls.
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I'll preface this by saying that I actually agree that you have some personal obligation to both your spouse and your kids to try to stay both healthy *and* reasonably attractive
That said
If a human woman who has gained a large amount of weight after having kids tells you she's actually fine with it and no longer interested in doing anything about it, dollars to donuts she is completely overwhelmed right now and she is choosing acceptance rather than despair so she can keep spinning plates
Rob and Avis Ramble@rob_avis_ramble
Avis here with something on my mind I want to share for you other wives out there to think about. Yesterday I was talking with a younger friend of mine who is in her late 30s about fitness and checking in on her. What she said floored me. She said, “I’m just gonna be fat.” She’s in a long-term marriage, a SAHM with two kids, and has been gaining weight since having kids. Now she weighs more than she did even when pregnant. We developed a plan together 6 months ago to help her improve her fitness and lose weight. We looked at all her “roadblocks” and worked through them. Her husband supports her with resources, and she said, “I’m just gonna be fat.” This is unacceptable and inexcusable. Why is this the attitude your husband deserves when he provides you with the resources? How would she feel if he said, “I’m just gonna be broke and homeless”? She is an amazing mom, but she’s lost the plot of marriage. And why? Because changing habits takes effort. It’s not hard, but it requires change and being a little uncomfortable. But I imagine going to bed at night knowing her husband has given her resources and suggestions on ways to improve, yet she just wants to be fat, is also uncomfortable. ~A
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@MurrayHillGuy1 How’s your friend’s personality, though? Is this a case of water seeking its own level?
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Met my friend’s new girlfriend last night…
She is super attractive, like IG model tier.
She had no personality at all. Talking to her was like trying to have a convo with a wall.
But when you’re that hot…do you even need a personality?
Hope they make it
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When you’re the underdog, you’re more likely to compete harder. Now that women are no longer the underdog hopefully men will begin competing hard harder.
In a modern globalized world, we are not just competing with each other we’re competing with everybody on earth.
Everybody needs to step it up!
Competition is good and it generally makes those worthy of it better!
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JUST IN: Women now have the majority of W2 jobs in the US.
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@aruvinchan It’s fake. They’re just performing this low IQ little skit for their low IQ audience.
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This is what I meant by all these wife guys/monogamy bros are just coping.
Men are HARD-WIRED to want sexual variety, just as we're HARD-WIRED to like food and sleep.
A monogamous man is violating his biological nature for no good reason.
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@souljagoyteller Of the "quality TV" shows everyone is going to recommend--Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Americans, eg-- only the Wire lives up to its reputation.
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This is what they took from us.
Two-minute credit sequences before the movie even starts. Not to mention those hairstyles.
Michael Warburton@For_Film_Fans
Mike Nichols’ fantastic opening credits for WORKING GIRL (1988) #CarlySimon
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