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Something All Must Witness To Believe For those of you itching to see Puddles the Clown combine The Who’s “Pinball Wizard” with Johnny Cash’s “Folsom Prison Blues,” this is for you. Enjoy. Or hate. It’s a free country. Well, relatively, anyway.

People forget what a genuinely lovely guy Jimmy is 💜

😂😂 Bro turned a simple drive into JURASSIC PARK: Backyard Edition! It starts peaceful — pink bandana dude just cruising, living his best life… then he ejects like the car’s about to get T-Rex’d. Next scene? A straight-up Velociraptor excavator with a googly eye and palm frond mohawk going full chaos in the bushes. That thing is hunting. Leaves flying, metal jaws snapping — I’m waiting for the John Williams music to kick in. This man didn’t clear land. He recreated the Isla Nublar incident in Florida. “Life, uh, finds a way… to make excavators terrifying.” 10/10. Spielberg could never. 🦖🚜💀

Karl-Anthony Towns is absolutely fascinated by Josh Hart's analytics analogy, which Hart says came from his time at Villanova: KAT: "I was with Cal, so I ain't hear that" Hart: "You ain't even go to college" 😂

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No matter how many times you've watched it, Max the dog playing with his duck friend Fred never fails to make your day

She asks a question and tries to answer but she interrupts everything time!!😂😂😂

"Starks by the way is coming on the court last night. Starks and Marbury are aiding the Knicks on defense last night. They're on the court, get them off the court!" – Brian Windhorst

She vowed to strip a billion dollars from the NYPD. Then came to Congress to talk about fighting hate crimes. I asked her to explain.

@BiggLynch And his defense is non existent

James Harden is shooting them out of this overtime Jesus Christ 🥴🥴🥴

JB says a lot and then gets defensive when people comment on his own words. Rich, Ken, and Ted discuss Jaylen’s lack of maturity. @richkented @KenLairdWEEI @teddyjradio @heyrichhey @WEEI #NBA, #Basketball, #Celtics

"We're so close we can smell you..." Get tickets to see Jimmy live at jimmycarr.com and listen to the new Crowd Work podcast here: open.spotify.com/show/72DxXJcIZ…

For years, an old man has been caring for this ray ever since it was a baby, feeding and looking after it. The ray recognizes him as its human grandfather and approaches him like a giant friendly sea pet.

Chris Bledsoe will be part of a Missing 411/Bigfoot themed Alaskan Cruise that departs on September 11th There is still time to purchase tickets if interested

A little about the new record, “Live July 22 – August 20, 2016”, and my pink & white Strat. – RB

Coby Mayo calls himself a jackass for bat flipping a foul ball, a breakdown

Classic Tex Cobb on Johnny Carson 🔥 After getting schooled by Larry Holmes for 15 rounds, Cobb said Holmes played “a very advanced game of tag” while he was just “it.” Dry humor from one of boxing’s toughest characters.

BRUTAL 1990 interview. She tells Trump can you just drop the mask and stop pretending you're a billionaire? You don't have any money and the bankers just told me you're deep in debt. Can you drop the facade? WATCH

Elon Musk just described how the entire government operates in a single sentence. Musk: “Paying people to do nothing doesn’t make sense.” Then he told a Milton Friedman story that should terrify every bureaucrat on the payroll. Friedman watched workers digging ditches with shovels. He suggested they use excavators instead. Someone pushed back. “But then we’re going to lose a lot of jobs.” Musk: “Friedman says, well, in that case, why don’t you have them use teaspoons?” One sentence. That’s all it took to gut the entire logic of modern government. The teaspoon is not a punchline. It is the actual policy. Every agency that would cease to exist if it actually solved the problem it was created for. Every department that measures success by headcount instead of output. Every approval that routes through nine desks before someone can say yes. Teaspoons. The system doesn’t want excavators. Excavators finish the job. And a finished job is the one thing the system can’t afford. So it hands you a teaspoon. Calls it a career. Gives you a pension for never asking why the ditch took forty years. But this isn’t about laziness. It’s about control. A person digging with a teaspoon doesn’t have time to build something better. Doesn’t have the energy to question the plan. Doesn’t have a thought left to ask if the ditch even needed digging. Busy people don’t ask dangerous questions. That’s the point. The economy doesn’t run on productivity. It runs on the appearance of productivity. Millions of people sit at desks right now doing work a single script could replace by morning. They know it. Their managers know it. The people who sign their budgets know it. But the teaspoon stays in their hand. Because the moment you hand someone an excavator, they finish by noon. And a person with a free afternoon starts thinking. Starts building. Starts wondering why they needed permission to dig in the first place. That’s the thing the system can’t survive. Not unemployment. Free time. Musk didn’t tell a joke on Rogan. He described the longest con in modern governance. Keep them digging. Keep them busy. Keep the teaspoon in their hand so they never look up long enough to see the ditch was pointless from the start. Friedman told that story sixty years ago. He meant it as a warning. The system heard every word. It just made sure everyone kept calling it a joke so no one would recognize it as a confession.

Millennial @natebargatze = comedy done right. Highest-grossing comedian for a reason—no agenda, just hilarious 🤣🤣 Real old-school funny is winning big. 🔥