Ayylexis LMAOriole 🥂🍊

Probably my longest yeah boi ever

The Beast is an incredible roller coaster.

@USPSHelp @USPS can you take a look?

@USPSHelp Hi, how long does it usually take to get a response to a DM? I sent an inquiry 2 days ago and haven't heard back. Thank you!

@RealCarrotFacts I need the owner of this account to know that 9 years later I still regularly call carrots “crake tots” and I’ve taken it a step further and started calling NFL wide receiver Garrett Wilson “Grake Tot Wilson” thank you

Reminder: eat crake tots

Masked Singer guesses based on the costume alone: Goo - R.L. Stine Leaf Sheep - Impractical Jokers (group costume)

omg that’s like their beyoncé

Excited for my fantasy team this year

Every time I move to Kauai for a year, @knockedloose releases new music

Induct that comma into the Hall of Fame

A rat to most To me, less

Idk if this is even true

Jake Moody now has the record for holding the record for longest Super Bowl kick for the shortest amount of time

I think next year the Impractical Jokers should host the NYE ball drop show

bringing baby jesus some gold, frankincense, murr, sal, joe and Q

Who’s on aux at Gillette Stadium rn? They just played 100 Gecs at the game

Which bands have you seen the most? @AnotherOneDown_ - 14 @BicycleInn - 13 @TFVBand - 11 @eleanorbandma - 11 @absolverri - 10 @State_Champs - 10

Trevor: “Spotify wrapped is over! We can listen to shitty music now!” Trevor: *puts on Pitbull*

carrots: the orange sticks you eat then slowly digest

@SFGrAdventure do you anticipate closing at all this weekend due to the rain? When will closures be decided/announced?

If Blink-182 is so good, how come they never made Blink-183?