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@standingh20 @OfficialTourPro Gee, it is almost as if equipment has changed.

@OfficialTourPro 230 is a 5 iron at most for the guys on today’s tour

Jack Nicklaus on the 15th hole during the final round of the 1975 Masters. 230 yards with a 1 iron. So good.

@OfficialTourPro Old joke…what club do you select during a lightning storm? A 1 iron because even God can’t hit a 1 iron. Thank you, I will be here all week, try the veal!

@PokeNoke @SpringNuts_ @75_belkacem @springsteen @TargetCenterMN Hero? Good lord.

@SpringNuts_ @75_belkacem @springsteen @TargetCenterMN I know why Bruce is my hero for 40 years 😍😍

Awesome performance of Purple Rain by @springsteen and #Estreetband last night in Minneapolis at @TargetCenterMN . Absolutely stellar guitar work by Nils and Tom Morello. Stunning. Video by SeanEsq on YouTube #springsteen

@happyhamers @SpringNuts_ @springsteen @TargetCenterMN In other words it has always sucked.

@SpringNuts_ @springsteen @TargetCenterMN At 76 years old, Bruce's voice still rings truth to his youth. Raw and gritty.❤️

@RushmoreLists Run to the Hills - Iron Maiden

What’s on the Mt Rushmore of the greatest songs with “Run” or “Running” in the title? Our picks: “Born to Run”- Bruce Springsteen “Running Up That Hill ” – Kate Bush “Nowhere to Run”- Martha Reeves & The Vandellas “Running on Empty”- Jackson Browne Did we miss any?

@MAGAMemeNY Curry is one of the most liberal and woke dudes in the league.

This is Steph Curry, one of the best basketball players of all time. He's known for writing Philippians 4:13 on his shoes during games and speaking openly about his faith in Jesus. Curry has said nothing about Jordan Ivey being cut for his standing up for his Christian faith.

@coachzblair10 Warning track power and decides flexing is the way to go.🤡🤡🤡

Should've been on 3. Another pimp job gone wrong and still has the balls to do a celly at the end. Hustle! 🤦🏼‍♂️

@officer_Lew Wifey lost the gravy train and is throwing a fit. Ditch her.

WOW🚨: Jaden Ivey Speaks Out: Wife Ignores His Messages, Family Calls Him “Crazy” for Standing Firm in Christian Faith After the Chicago Bulls waived him, Jaden Ivey dropped raw truth on IG Live: “My wife has been ignoring all my messages… my whole family betrayed me, calling me crazy.” All because he’s boldly preaching Jesus Christ and refusing to celebrate what he sees as unrighteousness. Standing on faith comes with a cost. Praying for strength for Jaden. What does it profit a man to gain the world and lose his soul? 🔥✝️

@EricLDaugh She is an absolute moron.

🚨 JUST IN: SCOTUS Justice Ketanji Jackson argues for illegal aliens having birthright citizenship by saying if she steals somebody's wallet in Japan, she has "allegiance" to that country She has to freaking go. This is absurd. Actually. "I was thinking, you know, I'm a U.S. citizen, am visiting Japan. And what it means is that, you know, if I steal someone's wallet in Japan, the Japanese authorities can arrest me and prosecute me. It's allegiance, meaning can they control you as a matter of law?" "So there's this relationship based on—even though I'm a temporary traveler, I'm just on vacation in Japan, I'm still locally owing allegiance in that sense. Is that the right way to think about it?" "And if so, doesn't that explain why both temporary residents and undocumented people would have that kind of, quote-unquote, allegiance, just by virtue of being in the United States?" I guess it is April Fools 🤡🤡🤡

@TheFigen_ Don’t ride in the left hand lane, it is for passing. Get the fuck over!

Those drivers who are in a hurry and want everyone to get out of their way, driving right up behind them to "pressure" them.

@koldenero May she had breast cancer?

¿Qué falta aquí?

@JebraFaushay And then he banged Mrs C.

If you watched Happy Days, you might remember The Fonz doing this dance. And if you don’t remember, allow me to refresh your memory. I wonder if Henry Winkler can still do it or would the old knees give out?

@Ravious101 It’s always “them”.

ATL airport Spirit Airlines gate turns into full Braveheart mode Dozens of passengers going full 'FREEDOM!' with punches, kicks, and hair-pulling over... what, a boarding dispute? They fought like Scots at Stirling, except nobody was yelling for Mel Gibson. Police showed up fashionably late as usual.

@BOSSportsGordo Easier/safer to pull out and also I can back my truck in much easier than pulling in forward.

Serious question for people who back into parking spaces - what’s the point?

@HustleBitch_ Shoulda went into the Air Force but probably wasn’t smart enough.

🚨 NAVY SLEEP CONDITIONS JUST WENT VIRAL — SAILOR SAYS “I CAN’T EVEN BREATHE IN IT” A Navy sailor records the moment it hits her. This is where she’s supposed to sleep. • Barely enough room to turn • Inches from the wall • Fully enclosed, stacked compartments • No real airflow, no space Then she says: “I can’t even breathe in it… I feel claustrophobic.” Some are defending it: “It’s the military, that’s how it is” Others aren’t buying it: “This looks inhumane” “No way people actually live like this” Thousands of sailors… sleeping like this every night. Does this build toughness or break people down?

@nxtlvlgrit @BaseballQuotes1 That’s just a regular review, not ABS. ABS is balls and strikes.

@BaseballQuotes1 I swear CB Bucknor has to be trolling the ABS system with these calls

Yeah this is the worst call in baseball history CB Bucknor might not have a job in a month at this point

@Will_iam_001 @GLOBALMAHAX @force18325 @45mx_7 @bdonesem @BIGG69276626 @bigsoup6_7 A

🚨BREAKING: The ICE Agent in Minneapolis who k*lled Renee Good will face NO criminal charges. No arrest. No trial. No accountability. Do you support this decision? A. YES 👍 B. NO 👎 MAKE YOUR VOICE HEARD. @GLOBALMAHAX @force18325 @45mx_7 @bdonesem @BIGG69276626 @bigsoup6_7 @Branka55050309 @candace_lo70387 @EliteMan091 @WokBall @Gitmo99 @GigaBeers @GlobalMAGA_ @GtheOriginal @helen44767171

@LangmanVince I am 100% sure he did that for clicks.

I have a feeling Travis Kelce won't be throwing out the first pitch again this year 😂

@DuBoseDefense These are the judges who let people off who have been arrested 80 times.

Speaking as a private citizen and voter, this is not normal behavior. It must be stopped. Judge Milliron uses the authority of the bench to threaten people with jail for merely doing their jobs.

@Goatmanx23 Anybody who even utters LeFraud is the GOAT is an idiot. He isn’t Top 10 and he is killing any legacy he had.

“I got my Triple double take me out JJ” - #LePadStats