Dark Arts

"Only accounts that '__' follows or mentioned can reply." Well then, only accounts '__' follows should like and retweet. We should formalize & normalize that. You meet that shit, you serve that shit.

@afc_richard @WestHam You think they can yank off 40? They fear the Saudis. Wouldn't dare. Maybe a 2 yr transfer ban.

Congratulations on staying up @WestHam

@DiffKnock Unfortunately, they'll be looking at 22 going back.

The era of Arsenal’s “failure” from 2022-2025 is about to be looked back upon very differently.

I think we need a Marc Guehi appreciation day. Today, I’m officially naming 26th May the Marc Guehi appreciation day. Much love to Marc and thank you.

@HandofArsenal The decision: "We care about the feelings of Saudi Arabian cartel, & can't come to terms with meting out justice. In the spirit of the game, that spirit being to hurt Arsenal & other popular clubs, we agree that City pays a £50m fine & not buy players for 3 seasons!"

It is my understanding, there is a seriously confident expectation now for a decision on the Man City 115 case to be delivered in the coming weeks ( sometime in the summer latest ) All Premier League clubs await official communication.

@RodinSimi Get help. Go to therapy. You're deranged at this point. Without help, you'll never be able to think about anything but Arsenal. It ain't jokes. Seek help!

Xabi Alonso’s ultimatum for next season: “He must make sure that Arsenal never come close to the Premier League title again. He has to win both league games against Arsenal, home and away, and if they meet in the FA Cup or Carabao Cup, Chelsea must win those too. The mission to make Arsenal go trophyless next season starts now. Arsenal fans have enjoyed enough success already; next season should be about frustration, suffering, and disappointment for them. Mikel Arteta will probably sign another centre-back to play at right-back or left-back, but those tactics should now be exposed because other clubs have already learned his tricks.”

@afclucyyy The media (made up of Man U & Liverpool fans) did indeed invest their efforts into sabotaging us. Showed everyone but us...everyone....everyone but us. In fact, they only stopped interviewing everyone when our trophy was brought there.

There’s levels to this indeed. Levels to how absolutely insane and out of touch with reality Spurs fans are.

One of our Gazprom Academy lads has turned up for training in an Arsenal kit 😂 Congratulations again from one championship winning club to another 🏆🤝

@OsaGz Is this the club statement? Would read nice if it were. Would be an act of admission of fault, introspection, & the understanding to start anew. Hehe.

There's always rice at home. In November 2017, West Ham were already battling relegation in 18th position when they fired their long-time manager, Slaven Bilić and temporarily hired David Moyes on a six-month contract to rescue them. Moyes got them to finish in 13th. For the 2018/2019 season, West Ham hired Manuel Pellegrini (unlike Moyes' dogged approach, they longed for more "attractive" football). Pellegrini got them to 10th and somewhat justified the hire. But by December in the 2019/2020 season, West Ham were once again in trouble and fired Pellegrini, who had managed them to 17th. Who did West Ham look to save them once again? Yes, David Moyes. West Ham finished in 16th. West Ham handed David Moyes a contract, and in his first full season with the club (2020/2021), they finished 6th. In the 2021/2022 season, they finished 7th and reached the Europa League semi-final. But surprisingly, West Ham fans had started to grumble about Moyes' style of play not being exotic enough. In the 2022/2023 season, Moyes won the inaugural Europa Conference League with West Ham, their first trophy in 24 years, and finished 14th in the league. At the end of the season, they sold the club's MVP, Delcan Rice, for £105M. West Ham then brought in Kudus (£38M), Ward-Prowse (£30M), Álvarez (£35M) and Mavropanos (£19M), and loaned in Kalvin Phillips from City to replace 14 outgoing players. Moyes reached the QF of the Europa League and finished 9th in the league with 52 points (W14, D10, L14). West Ham fans were fuming and demanded that the club hire a better coach who could get them playing 'exciting football". Moyes left and was replaced by a Spanish veteran, Julen Lopetegui, in the 2024/2025 season. Lopetegui didn't last till the end of January and was replaced by Graham Potter. West Ham finished in 14th place. By September of the 2025/2026 season, they fired Potter and hired Nuno Espírito Santo, who couldn't save them from relegation. If West Ham had stuck with Moyes and his "unttractive" football, maybe they'd still be playing in the EPL next season. There's always rice at home.

5th season of doing these threads...and finally one ends happily 😎

"Disappointed for them!" 😂 Rotated to make sure they went down. And given their financial position, there's little chance they'll be back soon. Befitting for this prick.

@citymira_ You talk like you dint spend the equivalent of Zimbabwe's GDP trying to buy the league for Pep's send off & still lost by 7 points. You're not Man City...more like Man Shitty.

Honestly, Arsenal fans calling Manchester City bottlers is hilarious. You bottled the league three seasons in a row and still found the confidence to talk. The lack of shame needs to be studied.

@citymira_ Bottlers! Greatest bottlers of all time! You can cry & post all you want but it won't change the fact that no one ever came from first to trailing by 7 points with just 5 games to go while your players talk of smelling blood & mentality. Bottlers! Say it with me...BOTTLERS!!!

@SuperSportTV Fuck you.

@EBL2017 People like to call you stupid. They never learn. And you're such a gentleman you never block them.

PSG ain’t gonna know what to expect next Saturday…

@HandofArsenal How's Win & Salmon not in the squad? 😭I guess I'll never be happy. I needed to see Win make a debut & become Won.

Arsenal XI - Kepa, Zubimendi, Mosquera, Hincapie, Calafiori, Norgaard, MLS, Dowman, Madueke, Jesus, Martinelli. Dont ask about shape and formations. Its pure hoops and vibes. Last Premier League line up of the season. Its been a pleasure ❤️🙏🏽

Those against the potential incoming of Arteta due to experience None of you have a mouth to be suggesting all he does is set cones for Pep Please remember Mourinho was once just a translator for Bobby Robson at Barcelona ... you all know the rest

Knew naming him Meownuel Neuer was a mistake

We will go again next season. What are you on?

Arsenal fans giving Yawnited fans attention of any kind when we've got a trophy to win & one more to fight for is genuinely disappointing. Who cares if we won the league on 28 points?