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🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer has appointed James Murray as the new Health Secretary

@markyeg 👋

Final evening in the UK 🇬🇧 It’s been a wild ride of a vacation, saw lots, got loads of steps in, immersed myself in so much history! Headed home tomorrow, then I have to plan my next adventure!

@josiahjdp Very good!

If you read this until the end, kindly drop a comment. New story coming soon. Anticipate. 🍿

My husband looked me dead in the eyes and said, “I want a divorce. I’ll take the house, both cars, the businesses, everything. Just leave the boy with me.” My lawyer begged me to fight. Family and friends called me insane. But I smiled softly and said, “Give him whatever he wants.”At the final hearing, I signed every document without hesitation. The house. The cars. The accounts. All of it. He sat across from me, grinning like he’d won the lottery, already picturing his new life. He didn’t know I had already won. As the judge stamped the papers, my husband leaned back, victorious until his lawyer leaned in and whispered something that made his face turn ghostly white. ...

@bushontheradio The one with Big Ben turning into a crocodile

What TV show intro theme do you hear in your head following THIS?

@aquablvd absolutely do not under any circumstances do that

putting hair removal cream up my nose

@DrNikhilMD Paracetamol overdose

This drug is prescribed for so many conditions without any actual effect. Tell me the condition where it actually works.

@markyeg Was going to suggest this walk for you!

London and I 🇬🇧

@airmainengineer *video game footage

What a view! Watching the footage from beneath the plane as she lands is incredible. It’s fascinating to watch it all come together so smoothly. Can you guess the aircraft model? Not an ad

@drpankajroyal Acute electricity deficiency. CLEAR!

A 32-year-old woman presents to the emergency department with recurrent syncope. She recently started treatment with erythromycin for a respiratory infection. On examination: Pulse: irregular BP: 90/60 mmHg Her Ecg showing this pattern 🔽 Diagnosis ?

@adam_tech_enthu Still rocking mine.

Which phone you miss the most from the past? I’ll go first: iPhone 13 mini

@brockpierson Yes (well it was 3.0 actually)

Did you ever personally own a PC running Windows 3.1?

@eliteobsolete 🖐️

anyone else pay full price for Mac OS X Lion

@DCorryBass @EmmyBright27 it doesn’t exist, it’s AI

@EmmyBright27 What’s this film ?

They met each other for the first time and fell in love at once 🥹🥹🥹. Just in a random conversation they feel connected ❤️🥰. 🌈🌈

@dailyiang Cameron!

s1e1

@airmainengineer Go back up!

We are about to land. Can you tell us what these red lights mean?

@coldbloodedtom We manage it. One in NW the other in LDN.

Do you guys believe in long distance? There’s this guy that I have a really really big crush on but he lives all the way in London :(

@zahrantica Great, just grab my knife from my schoolbag to cut it open

I'm not sure

@BenKentish @LBC So sorry for your loss, Ben.

Thank you for all the kind and concerned messages - they really mean a lot. We lost my wonderful Mum a couple of weeks ago so I’m taking a short period of time off. Back on air @LBC very soon 💙

@Q_TheStormRider Blood test. Probably on warfarin or one of the newer alternatives.

🚨Reporter: “We saw the bruising on your hand. Are you okay?” President Trump: “I’m very good. I clipped it on the table. So I put a little—what do they call it—cream on it. But I clipped it. I would say take aspirin if you like your heart, but don’t take aspirin if you don’t want to have a little bruising.” “I take the big aspirin. And when you take the big aspirin, they tell you that you bruise. The doctors said, ‘You don’t have to take that, sir. You’'re very healthy.’ I said, ‘I’m not taking any chances.’ That’s one of the side effectseffects. of taking aspirin.” FOLLOW ME, THE NEXT DROP WILL BE SHOCKING.

@saniyafatma1278 No, but the cat can sit on me to look.

Would you give up your window seat on a plane to a fellow passenger with a cat if asked, just so the cat could look out the window? For the cat's sake.