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@melvlihml Life can be so beautiful and especially because i love yoi

waking up at 2:30pm taking my adderall and falling back asleep til 4:45 waking up again absolutely dialed chugging a celsius otw to boyfriends for espresso martini before pool where i played crazy style and bought a jersey at the bar then to other bar taco bell and in bed

Just had grocery store chinese food for hungover breakfast and i think i started a war in my intestines

How old is too old to play outside? Asking for a 23 year old i know

Sorry man i cant play outside this summer im “chopped unc”

I think my distain for interacting with people is directly linked to my suicidal ideation

@mord1ca3 The first part yeah

@applefritter457 Is this true

I was dropped on my head as an infant and i now have a titanium skull

@turbotheturtleo Where do u thinkg ronald mcdonald came from

do u think the burger king and the dairy queen ever explored each others bodies

I dont use a schedule for anything regarding school anymore. if its important ill remember when i have to do it

I get overstimulated easily so I need to drink beer to calm down. Need to drink 10 beers before it's even noon. Because of my gifted child adult ADHD

Tellin myself the perc aint hit yet sittin on the toilet playin she will be loved by maroon 5 off my phone speaker

4 beers is kind of like if u could drink xanax

@DanBFox1287 Fwar supremacy

I wish you could challenge Baseball Reference stats. Like no, sorry, Caleb Durbin does not have a 0.4 WAR

Chief queef be like: this pussy fart, sosa

Its too bright and i dont own sunglasses and i have to shit and maybe throw up and i cant even smoke a cigarette about it because my lungs hurt

Some gay ass music competition happening on campus bitch im hungover my head hurts shut up

Theres 3 moods: -content with life -blow ur brains out -disappear entirely for a decade

@pobin0303 I had one robbed when i was 17 and I think people expected me to tip my hat or something fuck no fuck you and your bum ass pitcher

If I ever had a home run robbed from me I would cry and quit on the team mid game

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whats a chimp to a orangukang