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young gen z doesn't know that you should always make your fake id name your real name as to not catch an identity theft felony charge :/
izzy!!!!@izva69
15 yo sister has a juul pod and her fake id says her last name is “context”
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@turbotheturtleo Where do u thinkg ronald mcdonald came from
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so you’re telling me fighters in the desert need to move in strange ways to avoid the ire of an inescapable predator?
Curiosity@CuriosityonX
🚨: Eight Marines outsmarted a DARPA AI meant to spot people. Two somersaulted 300 meters, two snuck under a cardboard box, and one pretended to be a tree—and the AI missed them all, because it was trained to catch people walking.
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oomf urgently called to inform us that his friend ate shit biking on the west side highway bike path and a man helped him up + asked if he was ok and when he looked up it was none other than mayor zohran mamdani on his citibike. closest you can get irl to being saved by spiderman
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E de repente você tem 23, conversa com alguém de 19 e percebe que realmente tem 23
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there gets a point in your life where you realize your drinking vodka waters with a line and it doesn’t really bother you and sometimes it makes you really scared
adi@cuckspend
should i try vodka water
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infante i can’t shake it now
Jacob Infante@jacobinfante24
This guy is not me please stop asking if this is me
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I lot of yall guys b letting yall flesh embarrass yall
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🚨 BREAKING: Chirayu Rana was caught rehearsing his fake sexual abuse claims on a legal chatbot 10 months before going public. He swapped the company name and flipped the abuser's gender, but the rest of the story matched what he later alleged.
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@slime_machine mr. slime, i turned 25 last thursday. what’s one thing you wish you started doing earlier
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turning 36 today, offering life advice to anyone younger than me ONLY, expires at midnight
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@dimessqcowgirl i cannot tell what i’m supposed to be voting for on this poll
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