wes johannsen

Finally had to get a new drivers license picture after 15 years and I can’t believe how little I’ve aged.

@PaulKellyTweets Permanent time change?

Free agency! Let’s gooooooo!

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: This woman ran over a man who attempted to rob her on the highway.

@TommygWinsAgain True story your thread red pilled my wife. Can i find it anywhere I have a few more people who need to see it

You know who else went missing... The kids twitter account who broke this story open 🙄

@CollinRugg I understood about 5 words of this

NEW: Influencer Khaby Lame signs a $975M deal, authorizes use of his personal brand, Face ID, voice ID, and behavioral models, enabling the creation of an AI-powered digital twin. Lame started posting on TikTok back in 2020 after being fired from his job. He now has over 350,000,000 followers across platforms. He signed an all-stock deal with 'Rich Sparkle Holdings' worth just shy of $1B. "[Lame] has also authorized the development of an AI-powered digital twin. A digital twin is a virtual replica of something real, whether it be a place, an object, or a person," Complex reported. "To create it, Lame will enable Rich Sparkle to copy his facial features, voice patterns, and behavior. This will allow the company to create multilingual content, or even virtual livestreams with the streamer's digital doppelganger." Rich Sparkle predicts the deal could generate over $4B in annual sales. Insane.

Rep. Crockett: "When Charlie Kirk died, our side's reaction wasn't to justify it!"

@BGatesIsaPyscho Heavy D-Cups

You win this meme that I made a while back of exactly that. Congratulations. 🥳

@Nessakins_ Tom Pelphrey was awesome in Ozark. Fuck Mark Ruffalo though

Task is good. Tom Pelphrey is underrated. GN.

New BS Podcast ⬇️⬇️⬇️ open.spotify.com/episode/0SEaOw…

@DaveKluge Have you seen his QB?

I'm working on my post-Week 2 batch of rest-of-season fantasy football rankings, and it's going to be hard to keep Tetairoa McMillan out of my top 12.

@GuntherEagleman Is it a requirement to be retarded to appear on CNN or is it just a bonus

I don't think I've EVER seen this melt down this bad on CNN. The traitors are scattering like roaches, all begging to hide from the NUKE that's about to hit their bunker. Trump is LEVELING the playing field, and it's LONG OVERDUE!

@macegan @MikieSherrill California is a bankrupt shithole. Great idea

@MikieSherrill This is the way

Jason and I finished off a busy day at my son’s first football game of the season. Friday night lights are a sign that fall is right around the corner!

@AllisonRFloyd If he looked like McLovin or did the same thing wearing a MAGA hat you'd want him kicked out of Hollywood, but because he wears skirts you're cool with it. Spare me

Pedro Pascal seems to be getting a lot of hate for being a man that women feel comfortable around and being physically affectionate with. Says a lot about the men hating on him and how they think the gender dynamic is supposed to work.

@akafaceUS youtube.com/watch?v=H_IEIG…

What are the first thoughts that come to your mind if you witness this on a plane?

BREAKING: FL Sheriff declares rioters will be ELIMINATED on sight if they throw bricks, firebomb or point firearms at law enforcement

@LoganDobson realtor.com/news/celebrity…

@GuntherEagleman @nicksortor

@nicksortor Is Stephen Miller the best?

🚨 Stephen Miller just BEAT DOWN a fake news CNN "reporter" for simping for rogue judges Miller left her literally shaking 🤣 "So what you're saying is, each individual action a President makes has to be individually approved by 700 DISTRICT COURT JUDGES?" "That is absurd. The President is the sole head of the executive branch. He's the only officer in the entire government that's elected by the entire American people." "So if there's 15 communist crazy judges on the court, as a team working together, can block and freeze each and every executive action." Well said, @StephenM.

@magills_ I thought that about politicians. Holy shit was I wrong

Remember when you were a kid and thought lawyers and judges must be really smart to do what they do and then you become an adult and have lawyer friends and you realize they’re just as fucking dumb as everyone else if not dumber

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