April Macie

.@shakira’s hips don’t lie but @3gerardpique lips do.

.@easyJet bumped us off a flight for 20 crew members, didn’t give us another flight and then the employees left.

Over 4 hours on the phone with @united and still no resolution! Fly anything but them!!!!!!!

@EKohli It’s none of your business what someone does with their body!

Sexual tourism is a 20 billion dollar business. How about instead of worrying what women are doing with their bodies, worry about the millions of men who travel every year to f’ children who don’t have property filtered water.

April 28-30 the amazing @aprilmacie is on our stage for 4 funny shows! Get your tickets at comixroadhouse.com

@AprilMacie returns to Stand Up Live May 5-8! April was a finalist on NBC’s Last Comic Standing and she recently appeared in Tiffany Haddish Presents: They Ready Comedy Special on Netflix. Don’t miss the chance to see her LIVE on stage! Tickets and info--> smarturl.it/SUL_AprilMacie

@quartermouse2 @HiltonHotels @canopybyhilton in Grand Rapids

Thanks for the bedbugs @HiltonHotels

@CEOAdam I adore you

A really bad quote for posterity: “Let them eat cake” — Marie Antoinette. A really good quote for posterity: “Let them eat crow” — Adam Aron. I have been saying for some time now to the prophets of doom on the strength and skill of us at AMC: #CHOKEonTHAT We can add now: #HaHa

@JSalmonComedy @HiltonHotels I have over 100 bites on my face, neck and body

@aprilmacie @HiltonHotels The worst

@quartermouse2 @HiltonHotels Canopy by Hilton

@quartermouse2 @HiltonHotels Canopy by Hilton in Grand Rapids

Feb 14th @aprilmacie is back in Tampa! Get tickets at SIDESPLITTERSCOMEDY.COM.

The look of confusion when my husband told me his ex-wife cheated and he didn’t set her shit on fire or wrap her French horn around her neck. He just wanted a “peaceful, amicable separation.” Tampa- September 2-5 for more unstable eyes and laughs. sidesplitterscomedy.com

I am excited to announce and support! The Women's Work Comedy Tour feat. April Macie, Chaunte Wayans & Tammy Pescatelli at Rams Head On Stage (Annapolis, MD)! Sat Sep 11, 2021! Get your tickets now: bit.ly/2UXqR6b #Comedy #AnnapolisMD #Maryland

JUST ANNOUNCED: Women's Work Comedy Tour featuring @cwayans @aprilmacie @TammyPescatelli arrives at the Schrott Center for the Arts on September 18 at 8 pm! Tickets on sale June 4 at bit.ly/34FaxIL