Taylor K

Dress for the job you want: meme archivist at the Inzane Johnny Institute for Psycho Jazz Studies at Schoolcraft College

@BlighttownNIMBY @agraybee @punished_tar came here to say this

@agraybee @punished_tar I base all my beliefs about the world on what indigenous legends say. what do you mean there are tens of thousands of distinct, mutually irreconcilable indigenous legends. that can't be

@imLeor This is sooooo lazy

This is not a serious question

When I go to bars, I see young people singing along to Shania Twain. When I was 21, I sang along to Joy Division. People enjoy extremely popular music from two decades previous. Next person to feign surprise or claim credit for this cyclical return of aphids gets sent to jail. 😀

@RachelMcPadden I had one of the funnest weeks of my life in Wheeling when I was like 21. It was so weird.

I have been in Germany a week and somehow I am only now learning that this country has a beloved children’s character that is a clinically depressed piece of bread — in space.

@RaxKingIsDead The only thing I blame tv writers for is when they make their coke addicts horny but no one has coke dick.

looks pretty casual to me, a coke addict

@DayoftheAngel @Potzer604 @RaxKingIsDead Easy, you just let your rent check bounce

@Potzer604 @RaxKingIsDead Actually??? This is like $200 worth 😅 How do y'all afford that?!?!?

@thominyourside @JeremyMonjo Those celtic cheekbones

@JeremyMonjo Cillian Murphy is weird looking but also so strikingly good looking it’s nuts

Bet you Cumberbatch is taking all this Oppenheimer stuff pretty roughly. Guy devoted his life to becoming the physiognomically eccentric face of weighty prestige biopics like this. But he didn't realize the importance of locking down a true patron.

@thomkaine @kath_krueger Samantha gives a guy she isn’t committed to a BJ and it’s like “SAM HOW COULD YOU?!”

@kath_krueger and samantha is usually punished for attempting to fuck in ways other than missionary with the lights off

it’s so funny how much Carrie Bradshaw, sex writer, hates sex

@imLeor This is why it’s always been a dream to be in the VVIP tent

@titsmcgrits I see people online referring to it as this a lot bc yes, it is better. It’s got a bop in it!

You know what's funny is that you would think OPPENHEIMER would make these culture war goons even more angry for what it says about the futility of America's use of the A-Bomb and 50s anti-communism but they always take the easy way out and go for the low-hanging fruit

@JillKrajewski @TrueRg hey where’s gina

@manitobamichael @JillKrajewski came here to say

The foundation of all art is Yearning

Seeing some bitchy takes on the “everyone in their late 20s is having an existential crisis” discourse like yeah the crisis isn’t unique but I think it’s fair to concede that spending your early-mid 20s stuck inside is going to make your life uniquely fucking weird

@queervana I did this all through middle school bc my mom wouldn’t let me bleach

i've moved away from the hair dye life and i live as a normal brown haired citizen but mannnnnnnn i'm reevaluating after this

@melnickjeffrey1 wearing with a white belt?

Getting ready to go out for Ethiopian food in my brand new old Jew from Miami Beach shirt