Kate Bonanni

Let's talk about how lollipops are autocannibalism.

So to be clear, Dems rigged the election against Trump in 2020 but then just… forgot to do so again this time round?

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Gary Oak is going to die of syphilis and it will be nothing less than he deserves.

@IwriteOK @BigzMegan

Is it just me, or does even seeing a picture of a Butterfinger make everyone's teeth hurt?

Schroedinger's Jaws: Until you pull them out of the car, they are both alive and dead.

@JawnQuixote @ShnizmuffiN Yes

@ShnizmuffiN @arcticfoxy Is this a confirmed toilet seat tweet?

Ya'know how sometimes on roller coasters coming out of the dip when gravity catches you real hard and every part of your body gets real heavy for just a second? Is that why whales breach?

I just realized that "Jose Cuervo" translates to "Joe Raven" in English and I'm not sure why but I have so many feelings about it.

Donald Trump is warning America that “Cognitively impaired” Biden will lead us into “World War Two” if re-elected. You can’t make this shit up. 😂

@SomeMoreNews I don't know how your merch shop doesn't already have a tuxedo-tee style design with @drmistercody 's increasingly disheveled anchor suit. But please make one.

@patriottakes A Loli-fied cow with a sign that says both "legalize" and "raw" is oddly unsettling.

TPUSA sells “legalize raw milk” stickers.

Kanga: the OG MILF

The best part about the near-constant meal planning required to keep this toddler alive is finding out what foods my dog thinks he's too good to eat off the floor.

A week ago Dom told me that in our IRL adventuring party I'm the "button pusher/lever puller" and I can't stop thinking about it.

How on earth do people have kids and also do meth?

Are the Property Brothers named Property Property and Luigi Property?

"yes, puppy. Rub your wiggly softness against his distended bean tummy." @ShnizmuffiN "that's the name of my shitty metal band. Distended Bean Tummy. Tweet that, don't let it go to waste."