Archit Avasthi

@RaminNasibov 😭😭

Opening a German bakery called Gluten Tag.

people who were called by their surname in school were elite

@itisprashanth @ApolloClinics And what exactly is a "simple" fever?

Just a simple fever - went to @ApolloClinics for consultation . Total bill - 9000 rupees . Blood test , swab test etc etc etc . Plus tablets worth 900 rupees . Absolutely not worth it .

@Viratkafan23 183 Asia Cup vs Pak

Which is the kohli innings that made you realise "Man this player will be a legend"

@WParkwat 248/150, in flesh

BP of 218/108 … Things my eyes have seen

@Nealbackup Bloke thinks cricket doesn't exist without Aus

A New Zealand-South Africa World Cup final would feel like a glitch in the simulation. I somehow feel like both teams would find a way to lose lol.

@Nealbackup You got spanked by this Zimbabwe?

India are in so much trouble lol

@icelandcricket 😂😂

The PCB and BCB have demanded a tri-series with India. They should have demanded one with us, because we would have said 'yes' and provided a safe operating space on one of our lava fields for the matches. We are not into brinkmanship.

@BrentAWilliams2 These are the same people who feel sad about spending money on a test that reports normal.

Believe me when I tell you that you do NOT want an MD that doesn’t bother to look things up.

@StokeyyG2 Game's truly gone

£100M Great British Pounds.

@NotPaneen So so true

Running out of words. Never in my life have I changed my mind on a player like this

@ultras_antifaa Generational.

Journalist: “Was the team tired?” José Mourinho: “Tired? A father who works all day and comes home with 50 dollars is tired. Not us.”

Historical goal !! Amazing Anatoliy Trubin scores at stoppage time ! Benfica is in next round x.com/LibertyMor7428…

So, from fighting on the lines of religion, we are now primarily fighting on the lines of caste. Probably someone in power decided that the Hindu–Muslim issue was not giving enough returns, so let’s make them fight on caste. We make it so easy for our leaders. No need to fix roads, corruption, economy or air and water quality. Just make people fight and win the elections.

@venom1s God sent

Chamba, Himachal Pradesh > Vikasit Rana (19) and Piyush Kumar (13) left for Bharmani Mata Temple. > After praying there, they went uphill and went missing. > A large-scale search and rescue operation was launched. > After three days, their bodies were found. > Their pet pitbull dog was sitting next to their bodies, guarding them for 3 days. > He refused to leave his masters even in blizzards, snow, and freezing weather. > The rescue team airlifted both boys' bodies and the dog. In the face of such a heartbreaking tragedy, the dog’s unwavering loyalty stood as a silent testament to love that never leaves.

@CFCDaily ELITE.

❗️🍷John Terry has got the Red Wine out after his and the clubs defensive record stays.

@cfcxhayley Preach.

Don’t ever compare Virgil Van Disney to John Terry ever again

@TheCricketPanda This is outrageous

Most International Centuries (innings per ton) ◎ 100: Sachin Tendulkar (7.8) ◉ 85: Virat Kohli (𝟕.𝟒) ◎ 71: Ricky Ponting (9.4) ◎ 63: K Sangakkara (10.6) ◎ 62: Jacques Kallis (9.9) ◎ 60: Joe Root (8.3)

“2026 is the new 2016” yes i can tell with the way virat kohli is the only man standing while the rest of the team crumbles like cards in a run chase…

@theskindoctor13 This guy needs therapy. The amount of narcissism on display by him on every occasion is embarrassing.

He is right. ChatGPT’s founder Sam Altman’s family was actually Maithil Brahmins from Samastipur, Bihar. When they realised the country was about to get independence and they would no longer be able to exploit Dalits, they moved to America and changed their surname to blend in better with Americans. Sam Altman secretly wears a janeu and practices Brahminism. He trained ChatGPT on the foundation of the Manusmriti, which is why ChatGPT gives pro-Savarna answers. He thought he was too smart and wouldn’t be caught, but the eagle-eye watchfulness of our UPSC coach Vijender Singh Chauhan exposed him.