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@officialmanuel_ Both of you dey ment. Is any of you the coach?

Is it a must for Kobbie Mainoo to start?

@ftblRoo @DaxUtd 😂

@DaxUtd The RC can be £10p that madman simply won’t leave this club. We’re HIS slave, not the other way round

Us triggering Tielemans’ release clause is reminding me that Bruno’s got a 60m rc currently active

@marshy101 @KurdishFT @markgoldbridge 😂

@KurdishFT @markgoldbridge

Does Tielemans have a release clause?

@iamdaudi11 @Maxiishim_ 😂

@Maxiishim_ They be like😂😂

“The player is set to listen to multiple offers” INEOS;

@GraceTheVAPro @TechnicalBben @chi_di_ebere 😂

@TechnicalBben @ardirsir @chi_di_ebere 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I find your reply suspicious

Once you learn how to shop directly from China, E.g Temù or shien your wardrobe changes completely. Call me cheap I don't care I ain't rich, I don't do fraud.😭 It's knowing what to search for. Here's my style after making plenty of mistakes. 1. T-shirts: Skip 100% polyester unless you're buying gym wear. Instead, search: • 100% Cotton • Combed Cotton • Heavyweight Cotton • 240-300 GSM Cotton • Premium Cotton • Mercerized Cotton The heavier the GSM, the thicker and more premium the shirt usually feels. 2. Jeans: Denim Jeans Temu is surprisingly good for denim if you know what to search. Search: • Denim Jeans • Cotton Denim • Raw Denim • Selvedge Denim (if available) • 98% Cotton + 2% Elastane • 99% Cotton Avoid jeans with high polyester content. The more cotton, the better they'll age and feel. 3. Body-hug clothing: Search: • Ribbed Knit • Modal • Viscose Blend • Cotton-Spandex Blend They hold their shape much better than cheap polyester. 4. Hoodies Search: • 400 GSM • French Terry • Cotton Fleece • Heavyweight Hoodie 5. Chains Search: • 316L Stainless Steel • Titanium Steel • PVD Gold Plated • Vacuum Plated These are far more resistant to fading than ordinary fashion jewelry. 6. Earrings Search: • 925 Sterling Silver • 316L Stainless Steel • Hypoallergenic • Moissanite (if you're buying stones) 7. Scarves Search: • Mulberry Silk • Silk Blend • Cashmere Blend • Wool Blend • Viscose Avoid the shiny, thin polyester scarves if you're after a premium look. 8. Loafers Search: • Genuine Leather • Cow Leather • Full Grain Leather (rare but worth looking for) • Rubber Outsole 9. Sneakers Search: • Rubber Outsole • EVA Midsole • Breathable Mesh • Leather Upper • Stitched Sole Pictures lie a lot The description usually tells the truth. Here's how I shop: 1. Read the material composition before anything else. 2. Sort by Most Orders or Best Selling, not cheapest. 3. Only buy products with lots of reviews or pictures or even better when a Nigerian has purchased it before they always tell the truth. 4. Read the 1-star reviews first. They'll tell you what the seller won't. 5. Look at customer photos, not the product photos. 6. Check the weight of the product. Better quality clothing is often heavier. 7. Read the size chart. Don't assume your Nigerian size matches. 8. If the title has words like "luxury," "premium," or "designer" but the material is 100% polyester, not everything but still move on. Your best friend isn't the product picture. It's the material, the reviews, and the customer photos. That's how you separate the gems from the junk. I hope this help. Things are to expensive for a country this poor.

@TechnicalBben @chi_di_ebere You are not that tall abi you are short 😂

@chi_di_ebere Lol I know my size already lol 😂😂 I wear small to medium I'm not that tall

@itsgeraldbond @Oluwafemibabs4 Obviously

@Oluwafemibabs4 This one started watching United many years after Fergie left.

How Manchester United fans rate Rooney as a bigger legend than Ronaldo will never cease to amaze me. A player who forced his move X2 to play for Manchester city and forced his move once to play for Chelsea.

@Oluwafemibabs4 You can try as much as you like, it's never going to work with people who saw his passion and dedication to the club. Rooney will forever be a better legend for United than Ronaldo.

@QueenMancunian People wey dey ment

According to people, Vitinha and Neves are better than Bruno Fernandes bcos they won the Champions league but same people are blaming B Fernandes saying Portugal couldn’t win the world cup cos he didn’t he didn’t score goals and he didn’t give enough assist. I thought Vitinha and Neves are better and are supposed to that so why Bruno Fernandes? A team of 11 players but Bruno is the reason. Magnifico come back to Old Trafford where you are loved. They dnt deserve you ♥️

Man United proposed £150k and it’s been reported that wages was not an issue with him. The main factor was the deal with WestHam

@YesItsBash God bless you! The way these lots are spinning this on wages with a week is pathetic

@vincentonwuka33 @Emmanuel1740632 @Driplikewealth If he comes back with logic, pls call me

@Emmanuel1740632 @Driplikewealth " you know INEOS wouldn't pay for anybody" But right now Michael Carrick is to be blamed for it 😂😂

If you’re a professional footballer who is already playing at the top level What will Micheal Carrick say to you to convince you into playing him over De zerbi??

@Georgeaelcy @FPLfrasier Not sure if, did we try?

@ardirsir @FPLfrasier There’s about 6-7 players we signed in the past 3-4 summers and they’re just a waste of money (and time). Not sure Kane would end up at Utd, doubt Levy would sell to us btw.

When was the last time United spent £250m in one summer?

@AdamJoseph You people are justifying missing out on players we could've easily signed with wages. Have we not been hearing about Mateus and Utd not having issues with personal terms for weeks now? All of a sudden, it's the reason we didn't sign him?

£100m in transfer fees. Upwards of £90m (£93.6m) in base salary of £300k per week across six years, not including any kind of bonuses. That is an eye watering, staggering amount of money to pay. Wage structure matters. Massively overpaying Alexis Sanchez in 2018 meant when David de Gea needed his extension, Jorge Mendes used this figure to justify De Gea's salary which also became an issue for the club. Take away Tottenham transfer fees for Mateus Fernandes & Sandro Tonali & just consider the salaries. If you pay Fernandes & Tonali the amounts they took to join Spurs, what happens in the dressing room? How do Matheus Cunha, Bryan Mbeumo & Benjamin Sesko respond? Harry Maguire who just took a pay cut or Lisandro Martinez who needs a new contract soon? All that work to fix the wage bill & structure blown up. The dressing room culture has just been fixed & they're still working to get other bloated salaries out. You can't just have all the mistakes of this past decade only to instantly start making them again now.

@Georgeaelcy @FPLfrasier "The problem has always been how we spend the money." We refused to spend 100m on Kane, only to sign Hojlund for 70m thinking it was wise.

@FPLfrasier £210m last summer, £210m in 2024, £180m in 2023, £208 in 2022. Technically you’re right, but let’s not pretend we’re not spending money. The problem has always been how we spend the money. We also played CL once in the past 4 seasons. Which means we lost more than 300m in income

@souvick4u @nousernameguy1 @FPLfrasier That's what baffles me with people, players that are available won't stay long in the market. That's how we ended up overpaying for Antony, delay is dangerous.

@nousernameguy1 @FPLfrasier And you think decent players will remain for long in the market? Anderson, Fernandes, Tonali already gone… now you are looking at Scott, Tchouameni but not ready to meet their wage/fees … what makes you think a city, Liverpool, psg, arsenal wont buy them- they dont haggle much

Who should United sign with all these requirements? — Low wage demand — Low transfer fee — Should be available to move — No other clubs should be interested — Should declare undying love for United — Must be world class player — Age below 25 — PL proven — Must fit with our tactical set up — No ego whatsoever What did I miss?

@DeNiike_ Wtf is wrong with you, 'Denike 😂

Nigerian Twitter feminists in my quotes like:

This lady right here is a real life proof that Nigerian Twitter feminists will ruin your life if you listen to them.

@ayo_bamii @immatechy 😂

@immatechy Jọ̀ọ́, páá fún mi.

WestHam fan from Relegation lol

@CleanThing_ Does a hattrick cancel a brace?

Loud and wrong. How is 2 goals the same as 2+ goals? You think if Messi had scored a hatty, this lands?🤣