Johnny Tacos

@elonmusk You fuckin loser lol

We tried peace for 2 years, now it is war

“Keep Berkeley Weird.” “Keep Austin Weird.” The democrats have always been the party of the hippies, the druggies, the new-age woo-woo types, the polyamorous types It’s just not sustainable for them to try and use “weird” as a pejorative

@fox4kc is anybody over there doing any reporting on the fatal motorcycle accident on 23rd Street last night that left body parts all over a gas station parking lot? That doesn't interest your readers? Some of us would like to know what happened

@WasteManagement Great job

@arguingresults Hi Johnny, this is on route for pick up today. The driver is running the route now, operational delays have been the issue. ^ma twitter.com/messages/compo…

@WasteManagement Two things: 1. It's Wednesday. That's not how schedules work 2. That image you're using is wrong. He would be pointing at the can and giving the truck the middle finger as it drove past and skipped his trash

@WasteManagement great service you got here

@997ThePoint new morning format is unlistenable. Nobody wants to hear a bunch of depressing crap on their morning drive

Instagram for beats. Artists can post and promote for free, it creates a "town square" atmosphere for people to enjoy it together. Give people the chance to sub to artists they like for perks a la patreon. Take a haircut to pay running costs.

@bennjordan so the industry has basically reduced music to "content" and turned both the creators and the consumers into customers. If it makes more financial sense to release for free rather than distribute, it seems a perfect opportunity for a dedicated music social network

@WasteManagement I pay my bill on time every month. why can't you pick up the garbage on time? It's literally your only job.

Who wants a miracle? I had something come up and can't attend @andyfrasco tonight. DM me for 2 free tickets

@youtubemusic how boneheaded do you have to be to think that if a user clicks here, all they want to hear is the first track and nothing more? This needs to be reverted

Where can I find @austin_walker's take on Steamworld Anno?

@997ThePoint the morning sing along is insufferable. Your consultants were being polite

I think I listened to @Supertask this year more than he did

Another circle around the sun. Eternally grateful to those who saved my life

@pattonoswalt Sony hasn't made a good movie on purpose in almost twenty years though

@DougBenson Flirting With Disaster is a good holiday-agnostic "going home for the weekend" movie

I wonder why the success of A CHRISTMAS STORY hasn’t led to A HALLOWEEN STORY, AN EASTER STORY, etc. Since A THANKSGIVING STORY hasn’t happened yet, what’s your favorite “Thanksgiving” movie? Doesn’t have to take place on Thanksgiving, but I do want to watch it on Thanksgiving.