toadette 𓃟

so im currently binge eating in emergency row….(it is a night flight)

noóoo bc after 2.5 airport beers i can understand why ppl make the no fly list - theyre out here pissing ppl off for sport

seeing how much i can drink at the airport before the bar closes

u can just bring food to the airport

the entire state of texas just simply annoys me

i wish my job wasnt the stupidest job ever

Happy stylish but illegal monkey in IKEA day to all those who observe

the back of my hair is none of my business tonight (straightened my hair by myself)

@UberEats is a scam, extremely deceitful , and hates all their customers

ok now imagine the cta but w a smoking section

i miss severance so much its not funny anymore

cross faded off of u and life

playing the house theme song at a 92 yr old bar

baby son or old man daughter

We used to be able to smoke on planes…. What’s happened to this country…

wearing an overstimulating outfit wish me luck

@ikilledjonbenet nooooooo i dont want it

for ron’s bday im killing myswlf

bringing a book and journal to the bar but sitting on my phone instead

@cta really upset with you guys

whats the point of working from the patio of a coffee shop on a gorgeous day if i cant smoke a cig