jerry the junebug

bouncing on it (my leaf)

i can see everyone now, they're smiling at me! the snow is falling softly on my shell. goodbye, my dear friends. be good to one another. be good to yourself. never forget that a better world is possible. i love you all. i guess, in the end... it really was... a bug's life. 💚

i didn't know it could be this cold... but it's so tranquil, too. it's beautiful. the world is so beautiful. i've been so lucky to make it this long. to see a sight seen by so few. am i still shivering? i can't tell anymore

my leaf is long gone, withered away. winter is... so cold. all i am is cold now. it hurts, just to breathe this air.

i'm starting to think junebugs weren't really meant to make it through winter

i don’t feel so good

babies going beast mode compilation

@Rapture_waltz woo hooooo happy birthday!!!!

@jerry_junebug its jerry tuesday and my birthday..!

@TotallyNotTS48 yeah right

@jerry_junebug What about a banana?

“i find you quite a-peel-ing!” this is a joke you can say to a lemon that you are in love with

@GenericSadBoy2 some people like that

@jerry_junebug My lemon wife is very sour and she squirts in my eyes

@hotscenekid4eva I’m incorrigible aren’t i

@jerry_junebug imo this joke is offensive and is a microagression towards lemons AND U need sensitivity training IMMEDIATELY

@ZoeInTheory thank you shark

@jerry_junebug i'm one of the sharks from shark tank and i'm in.

proud to announce we will soon be releasing a graphic novel of my original character “birthday dog” a dog with the power that it’s always his birthday

@FindingMcKinzie we’re still trying to figure that out

@jerry_junebug what’s he do to make it a graphic novel

@Rapture_waltz lmaooo you’re on it with the jerry lore, nice one

@jerry_junebug does he get a huge boot every day from his MIL

“sprite IS a superfood!” insists neil degrasse tyson in shocking new tell-all

@tgat_tecjh_ehad are you out of your mind

@jerry_junebug ill make you a deal. i give you one drop but you need to give me one grain of sugar.

may i have a drop of water

@originalpotato_ thanks so much! i will have one drop please

@QuarrySquatter what’s that?

@jerry_junebug AI dogshit has given me Newfoundland. I'm playing a weird fucked up version of Risk.

ai dogshit has given me a newfound appreciation for every human work of art, so in that regard it was a worthwhile endeavor