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Ted Martens

@armyillini

Proud dad. Retired Army officer. Fan of Illini, Packers, Red Sox. Golfer. Be Better Everyday. Be a Goldfish.

Katılım Aralık 2011
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BlueDream
BlueDream@58bugeye·
It wasn’t a picture of me as Jesus it was a picture of me as a doctor because I help a lot of people.
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Angry Staffer@Angry_Staffer·
Periodic reminder that the president has lost his fucking mind
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Mike Nellis
Mike Nellis@MikeNellis·
Shutting down the National Forest Service is fucking insane. What the hell is Donald Trump doing? They’re just stripping the US government for parts like some hedge fund assholes, and people are going to be killed when fire season starts.
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Stars and Stripes
Stars and Stripes@starsandstripes·
The Marine Corps plans to eliminate a civilian position that helps families access financial and counseling services during deployments, shifting those responsibilities to uniformed personnel and volunteers. (from @JaniquaRob) stripes.com/branches/marin…
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Gene Trevino
Gene Trevino@GenoVeno73·
MAGA mentality in a nutshell. 🤷🤷 😂😂 👇👇👇
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Ted Martens@armyillini·
I want both of these teams to lose. Just want Fichigan to lose a little less.
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Ted Martens@armyillini·
After seeing clips of UConn's fan base being complete assholes to Illini fans, I am swallowing my Muck Fichigan hate and praying they absolutely destroy fucking UConn.
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Matt Schick
Matt Schick@ESPN_Schick·
What’s worse than being eliminated by UConn? Being serenaded by their fans as you descend down the escalator. (Video from @AndyBock70)
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Brandon Paul
Brandon Paul@BP3·
Dear Illini, We’re proud. I am proud. I have 0 complaints. Wishing everyone the best in their futures and everyone returning we’re right back to it next season!!! #ILL
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Ted Martens@armyillini·
@Beags_Beagle Hey Sir. You dont know me - we met at USAICoE during one of your visits. ? for you: Why arent more departed GOs speaking out about what is happening? The Army is being purged of GO talent... & crickets from former leaders w/ relevance. Not a shot at you but a general observation
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Ted Martens@armyillini·
@MartinOD64 Still a billion. Fuck Dan Hurley and UConn. My hate for UM is well less than my hate for UConn
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Martin O'Donnell
Martin O'Donnell@MartinOD64·
I hope UConn loses by a billion. Unless they play Michigan. Then I’m stumped.
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The Field of 68
The Field of 68@TheFieldOf68·
Brad Underwood addresses the crowd in Champaign: "We're gonna turn Indy orange... and we're gonna kick everybody's ass there"
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Ted Martens@armyillini·
Waaayyy too much Keaton and Andrje iso dribbling - MOVE THE BALL AND CREATE MISMATCHES
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Jamie Bonkiewicz
Jamie Bonkiewicz@JamieBonkiewicz·
Imagine dedicating nearly four decades of your life, serving in multiple combat deployments, becoming the Chief of Staff of the U.S. Army, only to be fired by a drunk Fox News weekend host.
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