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artist, animator, illustrator... come for the political commentary, leave for the fart jokes... or vice versa ''...low-key and somewhat enigmatic'' -@Grok
Katılım Eylül 2012
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Hot take but we literally tried to warn you that this is what happens when abortion access isn’t accessible.
Zoya🕊️@Zoya_ki_batein
This newborn baby was found in a dumpster in Houston, Texas. "The child appeared to be fresh out of the womb, with his hair wet, his skin pruned and his umbilical cord still attached." Thankfully, he survived
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@arnesa_kustura "Your house burned down but there hasn't been a fire in 3 weeks and you're still miserable so what now?"
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UK immigration dropped by 80% and your lives are still miserable so what now?
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@ManletThorin “PLEASE TOXIC AVENGER I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK! YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT? I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT ON THE LAUNDRY ROOM FLOOR!"
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Fact Check: FALSE
He does the racist Chinese accent AFTER shoving a midget in a tumble dryer
Manlet Thorin@ManletThorin
Toxic Avenger does a racist Chinese accent before shoving a midget in a tumble dryer
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They're calling it the most Boomer tweet of all time.
U.S. Department of Education@usedgov
SKILLS THAT PAY OFF.
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As we say goodbye to #StephenColbert’s "The Late Show," USA TODAY’s Bryan Alexander reflects on how Colbert became a late-night avenger by helping viewers, including his own 83-year-old mom, make sense of the world with humor.
“Late-night hosting wasn’t always this much of a contact sport, and Mom would know. She’s been a devoted viewer and discerning critic for six decades,” Alexander writes.
Read the full story at: usatoday.com/story/entertai…
Illustration by Alan Nguyen/USA TODAY; Photos by Scott Kowalchyk/CBS
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According to some, humans were only meant to lounge around all day playing with sticks and eating fruit or whatever.
Doomers are dumb@doomersaredumb
The anti-AI crowd will say this is bad because it's taking away a job. Humans were not meant to slave in warehouses
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Now vague post about how Linkara will never get his jacket back.
Abe@AbeTheShinzo
Yet another Zach Hadel/Oneyplays joke is now real
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@NancyMace YES! As long as it's all the way across the board; nationwide. No mayors, no city council, not even PTA.
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I just filed legislation to ban foreign-born elected officials and judges.
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@TheCinesthetic Why would you reference the year The Simpsons began rather than the air date of the episode the post is about? That's like saying, "Hillary Clinton was the first female nominee for U.S. president (1947)."
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“You Only Move Twice” from The Simpsons (1989) gave us Hank Scorpio, still the greatest one-off character the show ever created. A supervillain who’s somehow a better boss, friend and life coach to Homer than anyone in Springfield.
cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic
What is the single greatest episode of television?
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You might be old, but are you "The Simpsons used to air on Thursdays" old?
On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦@dailysimpsons
32 years ago today, Homer Simpson backed into the bushes for the first time. #TheSimpsons episode “Homer Loves Flanders” first aired on March 17, 1994. Dir: Wes Archer. Wr: @DWRRichardson. EP: @DaveMirkin.
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