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@DanielLMcAdams You said with no evidence

He's flat-out lying and doesn't even seem to understand that everyone knows it.

@StephenM @mrddmia Elvis’s lair

@IRMilitaryMedia What does it look like when you don’t even understand that you are not in charge anymore

Are you negotiating with us from two days ago? But your deadline threat tweet was for 24 hours ago! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

@AndyOstroy Negotiations

Reporter: When this is over, who will run Iran? Trump: Maybe ME! Me and whatever Ayatollah! He's a dangerous addled sociopath who should be in a square nursing home not the Oval Office...

@Mishi_2210 2. The couple

This is supposed to be one of the hardest problems ever to solve. Is it? Or isn’t it?

@NHPUKOfficial @cirnosad Well there is the martyr thing attached to the Iranian reach

So what if Iranian missiles can reach Europe? Russian, Chinese & Korean missiles can reach Europe. Doesn’t mean we need to invade them. It just means they can defend themselves from the Rothschild crime family & Iran also has that right.

The Iranians are obviously feeling more patriotic than ever. The chance their government will be overthrown is 0%. Trump has fucked up in every possible way.

@asadnasir2000 They are very good at winning a war while loosing more assets than their opponents

🇺🇸 USA IS LOSING THIS WAR BADLY.... 🇮🇷 IRAN IS WINNING THIS WAR.....

A father told his daughter, "Congrats on your graduation. I bought you a car a while back. I want you to have it now." Before I give it to you, take it to a car dealer in the city and sell it. See how much they offer.” The girl came back to her father & said: "They offered me $10,000 dollars because it looks very old" Father said: "Ok, now take it to the pawn shop". The girl returns to her father & said: "The pawn shop offered $1,000 dollars because it's a very old car & a lot of work done". The father told her to join a passionate car club with experts & show them the car. The girl drove to the passionate car club. She returned to her father after a few hours & told him, “Some people in the club offered me $100k because its a rare car that's in good condition.” Then the father said, "I wanted to let you know that you are not worth anything if you are not in the right place. If you are not appreciated, do not be angry, that means you are in the wrong place. Don't stay in a place where no one sees your value ." The moral of the story : Know your worth and know where you are valued. A diamond doesn't shine on the bottom of a cave.

@davidaxelrod @realDonaldTrump Don’t tell him about the cash Obama sent them

Can you imagine what @realDonaldTrump would have said if any other president had agreed to THIS?!?

@mark_slapinski 😂 again with the BS

An American military base was WIPED OUT in Iraq after Iranian strikes. Not good!

@richimedhurst 😂

The Iranians have just used their longest-range missile yet by hitting Diego Garcia, almost 4000km away

@anders_aslund That war is like taking over California,,, It’s messy, but really shouldn’t take very long

In effect, Trump has acknowledged that he has lost HIS war against Iran: 1. He says he is considering “winding down” his war against Iran. 2. Claiming that the American military is “getting very close” to meeting its objectives (=the opposite). 3. He does not want a ceasefire between the US, Israel and Iran (because he cannot get it). 4. The US has stopped sanctions against Iranian oil stranded at sea (=acknowledgement of US failure). 5. Trump asks others to open the Strait of Hormuz (= he has failed). Conclusion: Total Trump failure. Stop this nonsense asap! ft.com/content/5c38c4…

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@KobeissiLetter @jeffreytucker You don’t understand

President Trump today: 3:43 PM ET: "I don't want to do a ceasefire with Iran." 5:13 PM ET: The US is "considering winding down" the war with Iran. What changed over those 90 minutes?

@EricSpracklen @aspen_lindsay Ask us next month this time

So just to confirm…we are at war? Or are we not at war?

@travisakers Iran. Soon No nuclear No influence in region No influence on terror Its citizens free of death for freedom But ,,,your car is the issue

Americans: Gas is over $4 a gallon, please help. Trump: Sorry, best I can do is an EO for a college football game.

@wickdchiq @cirnosad The Iranian people are ,,,,, fixed it

Iran is showing the whole world how to stand up to a bully

@mymomcare @lsferguson That bench is the one uncomfortable 😳

The Croissanterie is a bakery/restaurant/coffee shop that kicked out Governor Sanders - they said their employees and customers didn’t feel comfortable. The picture explains it all.

@saniyafatma1278 That’s one heck of a fence and plus the fact that he didn’t ask you to pay for half is awesome

I seriously need some help here. My neighbor just put up this massive metal fence right along our property line and I’m honestly pretty upset about it. It completely changed the whole feel of my driveway and now it looks like I’m pulling into some kind of industrial corridor. I had no idea this was even happening until the thing was already built. It feels like my space just got boxed in overnight. What on earth can I do in a situation like this???