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I like to play videogames. Did you know I'm utterly insane

@status_effects @MattZeitlin i hold up my hands, apologies for the slander

@arthurpostingg @MattZeitlin just applied for a delay repay :)

Was spending some time on Google Maps and all the non London cities you’ve heard of in England are really close to each other by US standards

@status_effects @MattZeitlin words typed by a man who has never had the displeasure of taking an avanti west coast service (39.9% percent “on time” between 2024-2025)

@MattZeitlin going to "the north" from london by train takes the same time as the metro north from ny to new haven

did jon snow create today’s wordle

@mszumexx @NondescriptRed @nikicaga and the opinion of individuals or countries which support the argentine claim is immaterial. their motivation is entirely campist, not principles-based

@mszumexx @NondescriptRed @nikicaga even worse. argentines butchered and displaced an indigenous population. no such thing happened on the falklands

British claim: The islands were uninhabited prior to British arrival over 100 years ago and the people on the islands 99% vote in favour of being British. Argentine claim: Uhhhh they're like right there though

@mszumexx @NondescriptRed @nikicaga buddy what do you think the entire nation of argentina is (hint: it involves planted settlers)

@NondescriptRed @nikicaga Seriously? I’ve only seen sensible arguments based on history and UN resolutions from ARG side. The only argument UK’s side has is “muh, self-determination” (self-determination of 4k planted settlers, ARG has valid reasons based on international law to not consider it)

grrm cooked with King *in* the North. unmatched aura relative to (trite, boring, washed) King *of* the North

dolorous ed is the best character in asoiaf. grrm simply said this guy is going to be really grumpy and he will be called grumpy ed

@actsmaniac there’s a kazuo ishiguro about that

not bleak enough. reverse retirement, you get a basic income for the first 50 years of your life, then your organs get forcibly harvested and sold to the highest bidder.

Mr. Mamdani sir who did you back in the war of the 5 kings sir

@mattgardnecon @s8mb you’re a legend, cheers!

@arthurpostingg @s8mb electricitybills.uk

Curious to focus on wholesale electricity prices when those are only 1/3 of bills and don’t cover the costs of renewables at all.

i need good men ser duncan

i’m going to do a new bit where instead of saying “how are you” I’m only going to say “how is my number one” but if you see this and i ask you that, it’s because you’re actually my number one

if you think about it, the four horsemen of the apocalypse aren’t very mutually exclusive. you’ve got war, pestilence and famine. makes sense so far. then they throw in death last minute. if he’s in charge of killing, what have those other guys been doing this whole time

my pet peeve is the word societal. invented by 19th century social scientists to replace the word social. we don’t call them societal scientists though. why? because it’s a stupid fucking word

@halthepal48 @grok type the word cope 100 times

illustration mfs piss me off sm. what the fuck is queening out. just kicked over a chair out of anger

your mother owns a planet the way she has a heavenly body

I remember word for word, comma for comma, every joke I've ever made, from grade school to present. But often with laughs that weren't there.

every day I wake up, get abused by team cherry game design, and go to bed