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@MLFootball Yooo cheetah a freak 💀

🚨NEWS: Tyreek Hill is in court with plus-sized model Sophie Hall after she claims he broke her leg. Tyreek admitted to touching her breasts, citing a ‘tall woman fetish’ via his previous court deposition. Hall and Hill are in a Broward County courtroom:

@BizNasty2point0 @RearAdBsBlog @notthefakeSVP @StanfordSteve82 Biz right now

I’m out Scott & Steve. Can’t root for the Leafs anymore. It’s ugly. Worse than when my ex took the dog. Gavin will pull an Eli Manning for me. We’re in the fishing business together. We’re taking our talents elsewhere. @notthefakeSVP @StanfordSteve82

@GoldenKnights April Fools came early

The Vegas Golden Knights have relieved Bruce Cassidy of his duties as head coach. John Tortorella has been named head coach. #VegasBorn vgk.io/NE89y

@frank_seravalli @NHLPlayerSafety Soft

From @NHLPlayerSafety: #isles Bo Horvat has been fined $2,500 for unsportsmanlike conduct for an incident involving San Jose’s bench. x.com/calif1n/status…

First NHL game 🤝 First NHL goal for Alex Bump

@NHLFollowTrack Brother is locked in

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@PuckPedia Might as well sign me for 12k

As we outlined last week, #LetsGoOilers accrued just enough space to call up Savoie as of today. After calling him up, they're left with $10K of Current Cap Space, which will grow to $12K by the deadline if no roster moves are made puckpedia.com/team/edmonton-…

@TheHoopCentral Regular ass dunk 😂

Jaxson Hayes with the dunk.

@EdmontonOilers @Enterprise love the swagger

"It’s good to be me right now." Vasily Podkolzin on embracing a bigger role with the team & a look on the #Oilers power play as they prepare for New Jersey tonight. @Enterprise | #LetsGoOilers

@BR_OpenIce Taking Miller, Trochek or Nelson over Robertson is quite the decision.

Team USA boss Bill Guerin said Adam Fox’s roster omission wasn’t based on any one specific play… namely the play that won Canada a 4 Nations championship last year 👀

@clipfullyloaded @APH00PS this ain’t AI?

Lavar Ball wants Lonzo and LaMelo to team up on the Clippers (via @APH00PS)

@PopeyLocks 🤯Insane hit

Truly blessed, what a special night 🙏 +29124💎 +19475💎 Tonight, the water flows like wine in The Vatican‼️ All are welcome to get in on the fun👇 Sharpduel.com/TheVatican

@MLFootball that man is fried

CAM SKATTEBO WAS UNHINGED ON HIS LIVE STREAM LAST NIGHT. 😭😭😭 One of the funniest players in the league.

@SleeperNFL @jjones9 I thought Keon Coleman was a WR1

The Bills are exploring potential WRs to add ahead of the trade deadline, per @jjones9.

@NBCSSharks His children

"I'd give up one of my children for a f--king win." Ryan Warsofsky didn't hold back when discussing the Sharks' early-season woes 😬

@overtime How shedeur gonna shock the world from the bench? 💀

What NFL rookie gonna shock the world Week 1?

@brgridiron @AdamSchefter Shedeur definitely wish this was him 😂😭

BREAKING: Kenny Pickett is being traded to the Raiders, per @AdamSchefter Raiders get their backup QB after Aidan O'Connell is expected to miss 6-8 weeks with a fractured wris

@br_betting @MLB Game respect game 🤝

Brought the full setup to cook parlays 😂 (via @MLB) twitter.com/br_betting/sta…

@BR_OpenIce @usahockey Where’s Lane Hutson?

USA Hockey has announced the roster for its 2026 Olympic Orientation Camp (via @usahockey)

@ArtOfDialogue_ How can anyone dislike this kid ?

Shedeur Sanders addresses Cleveland-based sports journalist and Browns analyst Tony Grossi, who’s known for being critical and biased toward him. “You always say negative stuff about me. I didn’t do nothing to you. I’ve never seen you say anything positive about me.” (🎥: Well Off Media/YouTube)