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@azertyijkl123 @tim_cook @AppleTV

@asdf7181 @tim_cook @AppleTV Buddy... I think you forgot to watch the series to begin with... It was ALWAYS "woke"

Welcome back coach! Ted Lasso returns August 5 on @AppleTV!

the Internet told her she’d regret this

@mlrickard @tim_cook @AppleTV Ted lasso

@asdf7181 @tim_cook @AppleTV Bot.

@asdf7181 Haha and you’re going to be angry finding out Tim Cook is gay

@push_upz @tim_cook @AppleTV

@asdf7181 @tim_cook @AppleTV it was already woke tf you talking about

@JomboyMedia @Ry_Bass Anyone who buys those types of sunglasses for their kids tells you everything you need to know about them

A message from mom (h/t @Ry_Bass)

@SportsCenter @LVAces

The inspiration for A'ja Wilson's media day look🔥 (📸: @lvaces)

Take it from the smartest guy in New Jersey: building more housing is good.

@Lunnzies @tim_cook @AppleTV Yes.

@asdf7181 @tim_cook @AppleTV Because highlighting the very real challenges female football teams go through is woke?

@carrieunderwood @NikkiGlaser @AmericanIdol @NikkiGlaser is the most looking non-tranny looking tranny that’s out there

Had a fun night with the beautiful and hilarious @NikkiGlaser joining us as a guest judge tonight on @AmericanIdol! 😂 ✨

@katieemorann Should be dieting season

I’m looking up beach chairs and I need to get some sunscreen, but I could not be happier for spring ☀️

@itsbighonkin Just a ho being a ho

More comedians should show whale tail on stage if you ask me

@M1das_OW2 Hey, she’s the one that shows them off

i don’t think we should talk about women like this

Paige Bueckers addressed the media today on her relationship with Azzi Fudd and only plans on addressing it once: "I believe me and Azzi's personal relationship is nobody's business but our own. And what we choose to share is completely up to us.

@jerseymikes Compare this to the slop that the Indian franchise owners make for you in reality

this is what good decisions look like btw (all for $10.99)

@thespartyabides @NFL_DovKleiman

@NFL_DovKleiman What he is wearing is called a lavalava. Its Samoan. It’s normal wear in their culture.

No Way: New Browns rookie OT Spencer Fano and his fiancée made a hilarious video of them dancing together to celebrate getting drafted. Spencer will be a perfect fit for Cleveland. 😭😭😭

@Anthony_Vandy3 He’ll be broke in 5 years and his Mom will have an OF to pay those bills

The Pavia jokes are funny, but at the end of the day he’s still made his millions and has a Masters from Vandy. He’ll be alright with or without football.

@LargeFamDad Nah, kids suck

My boss's boss is like 42, never married, no kids. Earns $275-300K per year. Goes on a minimum of two international vacations a year w/ his girlfriend. 10+ days, all out. Eats the best food, stays in top notch accomodations. Excursions, tours, nicest beaches, etc. Great guy, I'm happy for him. But what I've realized is that without kids, you end up chasing a lifestyle that has to continually be topped in order for you to be satisfied and find happiness. What he and others like him don't understand is that when you have children, seeing THEM experience life's most basic things and watching their eyes light up at all the "firsts", brings greater pleasure and joy than any vacation or travel experience ever could. Seeing THEM try blueberries for the first time is greater than dining at the best 5 star restaurant in Europe. Seeing THEM learn how to walk is greater than walking the Great Wall of China or strolling along the most picturesque beach. Watching THEM giggle uncontrollably at "peek-a-boo" tops any A-list comedian act. Seeing THEIR excitement when building a fort out of cardboard boxes and making a door big enough for daddy is superior to staying at 5-star resorts. Flying kites with THEM far outweighs excursions like parasailing or helicopter rides. Seeing THEM perform a recital on stage for the first time is more rewarding than watching a Broadway show or top notch symphony orchestra. ----------------- When you have children, all of a sudden you realize that life's greatest joys are not in the pursuit of things or pleasure or travel, but rather in the LOVE and bond you share with your very own image bearers. Seeing the beauty and magnificence and wonder of life all over again for the first time through THEIR eyes and expressions gives you something the world simply cannot offer, nor even come close.

@VladTheInflator Mud shark

I mean come the fuck on man......