Ash Fuller

@damzychillin Owen Hargreaves

Without mentioning Bastian Schweinstigier and Matthijs De ligt aside ,name a player that played for Manchester United and Bayern Munich . You can’t !

@tirvo_ Courtois, Robben

Hazard and Kovacic excluded, name a player that played for both Chelsea and Real Madrid.

@LegacySiu Massimo Taibi

Name an Italian that has played for Manchester United You can’t

@LegacySiu Adebayor

Name an African who has played for Real Madrid. You can’t

@futbolscreen Cashley

Guess the player Level: Hard

@MbarkCherguia I prefer Five Guys

What can you say?

@_onlyscott Sergio Ramos

Guess the player VERY HARD

@Mishi_2210 51181

Tell me the number that is biggest then this Only 1 percent will succeed

@lfc_lance Messi?

Guess the player Level :- Extremely difficult

@LacyVesna @grok dress her as krusty the clown

Dont tell Grok to remove my shirt 😭

@_onlyscott Courtois

Guess the PLAYER ? Level: Difficult

@LegacySiu Eto'o

Guess the player Level: Hardest 98% will fail

@Solo_Footy Sadio Mane & Solomon Kalou

Only 2 players have won these Guess them🥶

@fesshole A couple of stiffs

At my nan's funeral, one of my sister's freinds gave me a hug. I fancied her big time, she looked amazing & I got an instant hard on. There was a big crowd there, so the only choice was to stand by nan's open coffin, look at her corpse until my erection subsided

@BBCSport this genuine?

@fesshole If I could pay taxi's with farts I'd never walk anywhere... can I have his number please?

I'm a respectable 33 y/o married lady who does almost nothing out of the ordinary. I do however have an arrangement with a taxi driver who picks me up 4 times a week for work. He doesn't charge me as long as I fart while I'm in his cab. Bit weird but it's saved me £500 so far

@fesshole Ask him out Faraday(te), you never know - sparks might fly

I really fancy the local electrician but I don't know how to ask him out, I've already got 3 outdoor sockets I don't need because I keep chickening out.

@SnowAndRock Snowboard taken in for full service (£70), came back damaged. Was told to email details, did so over 1 week ago and so far not even acknowledged.

@beautyshowcase 10

1, 2, 3 or 4 ?

@EddieNketiah9 @Arsenal Good luck Eddie. Once a Gooner, always a Gooner.

Thank you @arsenal ❤️ As I say goodbye, I want to take this time to say thank you to everyone at the club, from my teammates to all the wonderful staff who have been a part of my journey and have made this place home for so many years. Thank you Gooners. Eddie