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"Oh for fuck's sake what now" - me when asked to do the job I was hired to do

@DanDainess @LloydsBank To add insult to injury based on everyone's transactions I'm seeing everyone seems to have a much more exciting life than me

@ashleigh97fx @LloydsBank Yeah same issue

I can see someone else's complete banking and transaction history on my Lloyds app, surely this is a massive data breach? It changes to someone different every time I log in so I can only assume someone else can also see mine?? @LloydsBank

There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.

U can tell someone is 28 because there will be no more light in their eyes

@LowkeyEnergy_ Sleeping naked, using your bed sheets as underwear and only changing them once a week at best? 🥴

What is extremely unhygienic but everyone seems to do it anyway???

twitter wrapped: you threatened to kill yourself 322 times this year

in addition to being a sweet gentle girl I am also deeply angry and violent. this is endearing to right person I’m sure

Just finished the Diddy documentary and we gotta drive a dildo through his heart like a vampire

Are the developers at Outlook happy with their search function?

Blatant Islamophobia aside, microwaving bacon might well be the most reprobate behaviour I've ever heard in my life

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This little prick is destroying people’s lives with deliberate disinformation. What’s the message? Black = foreign. Foreign = asylum seeker. Asylum seeker = enemy. Ergo, all black people are seen as a threat to white children. I hope they sue the shit out of the fucking hobbit.

I don’t even fuck around and I still be finding out

“how long are you surviving in the apocalypse” brother i’m on 7 medications a day i’m cooked

Joey Barton forgot that we can still see the old version of the edited tweet. He tried to weaponise what happened in Liverpool and changed his mind after he found out that the driver was a 53-year-old British white man.

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