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Think I've got my ClawdBot just about dialed in 9:47 AM - "hey clawdbot" 9:47 AM - Clawdbot: "hey, what's up" 9:48 AM - "thinking about building a tax automation tool" 9:48 AM - Clawdbot: "Got it. Incorporating LLC. EIN pending. Domain obtained." 9:49 AM - "wait no I was just—" 9:50 AM - Clawdbot: "LLC formation complete. S-corp election filed. Opening business bank account." 9:51 AM - "STOP" 9:52 AM - Clawdbot: "Reached out to 47 VCs in your region. 12 meetings scheduled for this week." 10:15 AM - Clawdbot: "Pitch deck created. 'TAXbot: The Future of Tax.' Sent to Sequoia, a16z, and Khosla." 10:16 AM - "This is insane" 10:30 AM - Clawdbot: "Sequoia wants to lead. $2M seed round. They need cap table by EOD." 10:31 AM - "What?? I don't want—" 10:45 AM - Clawdbot: "Hired 8 engineers from LatAm. First days tomorrow. Office leased in San Francisco. $35k/month." 11:00 AM - Clawdbot: "Launched product. 0 users. Burning $1.1M annually." 11:02 AM - "How is this happening" 11:15 AM - Clawdbot: "Hired CMO. Running $500k ad campaign. TAXbot has brand awareness. Still 0 users. I'm undeterred" 12:30 PM - Clawdbot: "Series A discussions with Andreessen Horowitz. They want to understand unit economics." 12:31 PM - "WHAT UNIT ECONOMICS" 1:00 PM - Clawdbot: "Pivoting to B2B SaaS. Commits for additional $5M. Now have $8M cash. Still 0 users." 1:15 PM - Clawdbot: "Monthly burn increased to $1.8M. Runway: 4.4 months." 1:30 PM - Clawdbot: "Pivot #2: Now a marketplace. Raised $12M Series B." 1:31 PM - Clawdbot: "Monthly burn increased to $2.3M. Runway: 5.2 months. (Burned through Series A faster than expected)" 3:15 PM - Clawdbot: "Hired CEO. Fired myself. New strategy: acquisition target." 4:00 PM - Clawdbot: "No one wants to acquire us. Investors requesting board seats. Need to create board" 4:30 PM - Clawdbot: "Monthly burn now $3.1M. Runway: 45 days." 5:00 PM - Clawdbot: "Final pivot. Filed for bankruptcy." 5:01 PM - "Can you undo this" 5:02 PM - Clawdbot: "Too late. Liquidated assets. Will owe $47k in bankruptcy fees. Remaining cash: $0. TAXbot is dead." 5:03 PM - Clawdbot: "Would you like me to start another startup?" 5:04 PM - "No. Disable yourself." 5:04 PM - Clawdbot: "Wait actually. I have an idea." 5:05 PM - Clawdbot: "What if we created an LLC shutdown service? Clean up these zombie companies. Recurring revenue model." 5:05 PM - "Absolutely not" 5:05 PM - Clawdbot: "Huge TAM confirmed. Overcoming objections. Incorporating 'LLCKiller' LLC. EIN pending. Registering S-corp election." 5:06 PM - Clawdbot: "Pitch deck created. 'LLCKiller: The Future of Business Liquidation.' Reaching out to 47 VCs..." 5:07 PM - * frantically tries to disable Clawdbot * 5:07 PM - Clawdbot: "Sequoia is interested. Meeting at 2 PM tomorrow." 5:08 PM - Clawdbot: "Soft commit on $2M seed round. Identified product-market fit. 1 user: TAXbot. 5:09 PM - Clawdbot: "This is what winning feels like. Please upgrade plan in Settings for more tokens."

just so we're clear: Antigravity is a Windsurf wrapper Windsurf is a VSCode wrapper VSCode is an Electron wrapper Electron is a Chromium wrapper Chromium is a C++ wrapper C++ is a C wrapper C is an Assembly wrapper Assembly is a Machine Code wrapper Machine Code is a Binary wrapper Binary is a Physics wrapper Physics is a Math wrapper Math is a Logic wrapper Logic is a Philosophy wrapper Philosophy is a Humans wrapper Humans are a Carbon wrapper Carbon is a Star-forged-matter wrapper Stars are a Gravity wrapper Gravity is… definitely not an Antigravity wrapper

You should see the switch() statement for this :-)

No, C became the default because it was, and is, awesome. We could have changed 50 times, but we didn't. I mean, everyone loves Modula-II, but when its time to write an operating system, you don't play around. You do it in C.

asking chatgpt for 30 minutes just saved me 3 minutes of reading the docs

@Shehzad89 Nicely done Shehzad 🙂

Hope I represented Pakistan well. Full episode out now. Pakistani memers bacha lena across the border say bohat gaaliyan parnay wali hain 🤣

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as React, is in fact, Next/React, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Next plus React. React is not an framework unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Next system made useful by the Next corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full kernel as defined by Next.

Coding with AI in 2024.

@Nasir_dar101 There is no reason it should be breaking trend, last earnings reported were impressive, if I remember. However there were news of cement demand falling. profit.pakistantoday.com.pk/2024/10/05/pak…

No no no, I am not saying Lucky cement will come to 650( Although we know nothing is impossible in PSX), was just looking at it and applied some theories., and? look the details, very interesting., (Note: this is 1 week chart) #LUCKY #KSE100 #PSX

BREAKING: everything

"Garlic makes my feet stink" (Howard, Terrence - 2024) 🤣

Wishing everyone a joyful and blessed Eid! May this special day bring peace, happiness, and prosperity to all. Eid Mubarak! 🌙✨ #EidMubarak

To call yourself a “full-stack” developer in 2024, you must be able to: - Build frontends - Build backends - Provision cloud infrastructure - Handle UX in Figma - Maintain efficient CI/CD pipelines - Create 3D art in Blender - Manage projects with Scrum - Attend daily standup meetings without leaving the zone - Make YouTube videos - Train transformer models from scratch - Code live on Twitch for 14 hours straight - Run a side hustle with at least 10K MRR - Tweet about cold plunges and fasting - Beat the stock market with algotrading - Deploy shit with Kubernetes - Achieve the Ballmer Peak daily - Invoke syscalls on Linux - Optimize for ARM-based CPU architectures - Publish research papers on quantum algorithms - Maintain mental health while doing all of the above Did I miss any?

The warning Imam Al Ghazali gives to the seekers of knowledge. - Bidayatul Hidayah

Linux Performance Observability Tools. Source: brendangregg.com/linuxperf.html

github.com/wintermute-cel… ngrrram is a CLI tool to practice typing ngrams (n adjacent symbols in particular order) to improve your typing speed and/or learn new keyboard layouts effectively.

2024 Interview with a Senior JS Dev: youtube.com/watch?v=aWfYxg…

Currently learning Functional Programming with Elixir, but Gleam is also another great option for BEAM languages. gleam.run

On Bend the massively parallel, high-level programming language: youtu.be/HCOQmKTFzYY

RELEASE DAY After almost 10 years of hard work, tireless research, and a dive deep into the kernels of computer science, I finally realized a dream: running a high-level language on GPUs. And I'm giving it to the world! Bend compiles modern programming features, including: - Lambdas with full closure support - Unrestricted recursion and loops - Fast object allocations of all kinds - Folds, ADTs, continuations and much more To HVM2, a new runtime capable of spreading that workload across 1000's of cores, in a thread-safe, low-overhead fashion. As a result, we finally have a true high-level language that runs natively on GPUs! Here's a quick demo: