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@askWallace

Churchman, draughtsman, aesthete, pedant. Often tiresome, sometimes insufferable, never dull.

Valley Forge, PA Katılım Ocak 2015
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No matter how screwy this app gets, I fully intend to stick around for the long haul. That’s what we do.
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Benjamin Schneider
Benjamin Schneider@urbenschneider·
Amtrak and USDOT have selected a developer for the Penn Station redesign. The big news: MSG will not have to move and the design will be contemporary, not neoclassical. Also notable: the plan will allow "at least limited through-running on the regional rail network"
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Noah
Noah@cappuccinoo2000·
@angcathalex Hmmm I don’t see it, no communion rail and the altar is the wrong way.
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@WilliamHDunne @benjamindcrosby I’ve been known to use Fr [Christian name] if I couldn’t be certain of how the surname is pronounced - but then, I grew up addressing my godfather as “Uncle Tom” en famille and “Pr. K” (lengthy German surname) at church, so I’m somewhat used to this sort of thing.
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Say what I will about cheap vinyl window replacements in the States, but the WORST of ours still look MILES better than this row of slack-jawed, gaping maws.
🪺  🕊️ Tanya Szendeffy 🕊️🪺@TanyaSzendeffy

Want your heart broken? look no further. The wind eyes. Queens Drive, Broad Green, 1930s or earlier, and 2026 Thank you @keithjones84 proves that it’s window design that is BY FAR the most important single element on a facade.

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Trevor Acorn 🔰🌹🇺🇸🌎
This is the foundational life-safety argument for small, short-corridor, single egress apartment buildings. Guys, we’re increasing life-safety protection by building this way. It’s not a compromise for “affordable housing.” This is just a smarter, safer way to build!
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@BrainyPirate @cath_cov When it is done well, it can be lovely - unfortunately, waaaay too many of us follow a sort of “magpie in a Ten Thousand Villages” approach to this sort of thing, which is quite awkward.
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laudablePractice
laudablePractice@cath_cov·
The polling indicates how absurd it is to have an ecclesiastical moral panic over 'Christian Nationalism' (a category imported from US politics and with little meaning in a historically Christian country with an established church). To put this in context, polling shows 1/2
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Church Times@ChurchTimes

Christians who oppose nationalism gathered over the weekend, set up “listening stations” at the “Unite the Kingdom” march in London, and ate with Muslims #UnitetheKingdom #Christiannationalism #churchnews #churchtimes #Echobox=1779097252" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">churchtimes.co.uk/articles/2026/…

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Andrew McCarthy
Andrew McCarthy@AJamesMcCarthy·
“Hope you had a nice weekend” -Gregory
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@Tawadros15 There’s some technical term for these gadgets, but “bongatron” I heard in undergrad and it hit me with the force of a speeding car - so thus they’ll ever be called, I fear. (My childhood ELCA parish’s died, and now I no longer have the quarters chiming when I’m gardening. Boo!)
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Ted ☦️🐒@Tawadros15·
@askWallace My parish only has one bell thay we ring but the Presbyterians across the street have a bongatron(no idea this was what it was called) they use to play hymns. We're the only two churches downtown that I think have either. Most are silent.
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Ted ☦️🐒@Tawadros15·
Sad that most American churches removed their real bells and replaced them with digital bell sounds and loud speakers because it's cheaper and easier. There is a huge difference in audio quality and tambre that you just can't get without the real thing.
Old North@OldNorth1723

Old North Church is home to the oldest set of change ringing bells in the U.S. They were cast in Gloucester, England, and installed in our steeple in 1744. Change ringing is the traditional English style of bell ringing in which intricate patterns, rather than songs, are played.

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Adrian Hilton
Adrian Hilton@Adrian_Hilton·
I just don't understand why the Church of England does this. Great visual art elevates worship above keyboards and drumkits. Why shroud transcendence behind a black curtain? It verges on desecration.
Janet Gough@Gough_Janet

For #AscensionDay let’s champion a return to public view for William Hogarth’s vast Ascension triptych - proof the English could rival the Continentals in grand-scale church history painting. Painted for St Mary Redcliffe, it now hangs hidden behind a curtain in St Nicholas, Bristol. Surely it deserves better?

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@semperadiuvans It’s been an uphill battle - an awful lot of ecclesiastical heraldry has been usurped by “graphic designers” (shudder) who wouldn’t know a brisure from a bezant, and brainlessly literal-minded committeemembers.
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@orthodoxmason A lot of *these* examples, in particular, are concealing lower-quality stone in the core - it’s common to see this in the red sandstone belt of Eastern Pennsylvania, and that stuff can spall to bits surprisingly fast.
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orthodoxmason@orthodoxmason·
This isn't just a problem with veneer! Many a house in New England and PA has been built with flat stone stood up on end. It looks solid and commanding, till you notice the corners. Compare this farm house to a cottage we built and a retaining wall corner.
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orthodoxmason@orthodoxmason·
Folks are quite good at sensing when something in a building feels off, but struggle to name the why. Stone veneer is a classic example of rarely achieving the look of the real. Let's talk about one of the main reasons it fails to convince. Let's talk about the "Patio Problem".
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@cath_cov @JHGoodman8404 I postulated when I was still there that it may be one of the last intact German Baroque structures anywhere in the country, as most of the other Lutheran churches were renovated or rebuilt or closed. (This one was saved by William Augustus Muhlenberg raising funds in the 1850s).
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