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Congratulations, Virginia! Republicans are trying to tilt the midterm elections in their favor, but they haven’t done it yet. Thanks for showing us what it looks like to stand up for our democracy and fight back.

🚨🚨 BREAKING: In a huge victory for Democrats that will greatly increase their odds of winning back the House in November, Virginia voters have APPROVED the redistricting referendum.

A future predicament for MAGAts! #DV1 #DemsUnited

How the fuck do we live on a planet where Martha Stewart spent 5 months in jail for a dodgy $45,000 stock market deal but Trump and his sons make billions and billions using blatant manipulation via their genocidal war and not one US Democrat or large media org is saying jack shit? #NewsCorpse

When Trump was in Berlin for his first state visit with Angela Merkel he asked the secret of her great success. Merkel told him you have to have intelligent people around you. "How do you know if someone is intelligent?" asked Trump. "Let me demonstrate." She picked up the phone, called Wolfgang Schäuble and asked him a question, "Mr. Schäuble, he’s your father's son but not your brother. Who is it?" Without hesitation Schäuble answered, “Quite simply, it's me!" "You see," Merkel told Trump, "this is how I test a person’s intelligence." Thrilled, when Trump flew home he called Mike Pence and asked him the same question. ”He’s your father's son, but is not your brother. Who is it?" After much back and forth, Pence said, “I have no idea, but I’ll try to find out the answer by tomorrow!" Of course Pence couldn’t figure it out and decided to seek advice from former President Obama, so he called him and said, “Mr. Obama, it's your father's son, but is not your brother. Who is it?" Obama answered, “Easy, it's me!" Happy to have found the answer, Pence called Trump and said triumphantly, "I have the answer, it's Barack Obama!" Trump raged and shouted, "No, you jackass, it's Wolfgang Schäuble!"

The only thing that healed faster than Erica Kirk's heart is Donald Trump's ear.

The USA has fallen so spectacularly, it’s unbelievable. A once respected world power, it’s now a fucking global laughingstock.

Is there a Bat signal for friends? If not, there should be. My Bat friend signal is pointed in the sky. Where's the friend?

Remembering Columbine victims 27 years later

Just in: Tim Cook is stepping down as CEO of Apple. I wish Trump would also step down. Of course, I’m comparing apples to oranges.

You will not see @CNN or @MSNOWNews covering this. The @BBC is doing their job. This should be a lead story on all US networks.

So we're calling these guys the "Liquor Cabinet"?

The difference between humans and animals is that animals won’t let the dumbest ones lead the pack.

When Trump tries to read aloud from the Bible someone should substitute the Epstein Files. He won't know the difference but he'll be thrilled so see his name so many times

For the first time in history, a dog has been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize 🇺🇸💩

Don’t worry, the country is safer than it’s ever been. There’s a drunk Fox News host in control of the military, a podcaster in control of the FBI, and a heroin addict in charge of Health. And don’t forget the dramatic, dementia-ridden pedo president. Everything is just fine.

The FBI Director, the DC US Attorney, and the Secretary of Defense walk into a bar. Apparently, like every day.

AMERICAN HORROR STORY 😬