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@cobie @JakeGagain Tweets like this are the reason the whole space got broke
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@everestchris6 If they wanted a pool and had money to build one, they would’ve already. This tool ain’t it
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this OpenClaw bot finds $500k–$1.2M homes without pools, renders a pool into their backyard, and mails the owner a postcard showing the before/after, on autopilot...
here's how pool builders can close $50k+ deals with this system:
- scans satellite imagery for mid-market homes with empty backyards
- filters by lot size, sun exposure & recent ownership change
- pulls the homeowner direct from public records (not shared leads)
- renders a luxury pool dropped into their actual yard
- calculates build cost + home value lift for their specific zip
- generates a cinematic video of their backyard with the new pool
- prints a personalised postcard with the before/after + QR code
- drops it in the mail + hits them with retargeting
every step from sourcing to outreach is automated.
reply "POOL" + RT and i'll send you the full breakdown so you can build this too (must be following so i can DM)
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@the_magrathean @muellerberndt @rpoquinn71 You’re using human logic though. If you were a letter in the book, what letter is an author ? If you were a computer component, is your creator a transistor or a XOR gate ? “where” and “how”are human made words
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@muellerberndt @rpoquinn71 The problem is saying that 'an intelligence' is the reason everything exists, explains precisely nothing, because you then need to explain how the 'intelligence' exists. You are just deferring the problem.
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Lean what our Universe actually is: A computation (a.k.a. simulation) on a holographic screen. Here's exactly how it works, and the math to prove it.
learn.floatingpragma.io/?v10
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@muellerberndt @rpoquinn71 The thing is you’ll never find an evidence as nobody is going to scream at you saying I am the creator lol. That would make everyone believe, where’s the fun in that ?
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Yeah, I find it ironic too. I'd call myself a radical atheist by default, but the evidence forces me to change my mind.
That said, the "Intelligent Design" people are still wrong in a lot of ways. For example, the evolution of life happens entirely naturally. There's no all-powerful "designer" that can alter the laws of Physics or influence natural selection. The "intelligent design" part is understanding how the simulation works, then kicking it off, that's all.
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@FigNewtron1221 @muellerberndt Alright, but the things on my monitor can't see the monitor - it's just a display to make processes carried out by the computer visible and intelligible to me.
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@muellerberndt Why would we create a infinite universe but make the people incapable of exploring it? We’re stuck on one map (earth) out of billions of other maps, what a terrible design flaw… no one would design a simulation that way.
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@oxstrategy @malikonchain Don’t listen to guys like this. $800k is a lot of money
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I traded memes on sol through all of 2024 and nearly crossed 7 figures. Moved to Dubai in January 2025 at the peak and I remember genuinely feeling like I had it all figured out and that I never once considered the possibility that I didn't
The market shifted and I didn't so I spent the rest of 2025 watching nearly all of it vanish trade by trade trying to make it back and each loss just made me push harder which made it even worse and I never once thought of stepping back to ask what I was actually doing
Thought I put it behind me but recently its crept back into my head and its destroying my health and my closest relationships. If anyone has been in this spot and found their way through it I would really appreciate a conversation
moc@malikonchain
All I had to do was retire through 2025 and I’d be sitting on $800K today. Instead, I watched my port drop to $350K and felt broke… then managed to gamble away another $200K. Didn’t realize how good I had it until I torched it
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@profitmaxxing Y’all were saying the same thing in $XPL aka trillions 🤣 don’t fall for it, he’ll dump on you
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Polymarket official GitHub = free $50,000 a week
there are already 95 repos here that can easily print you money.
you can literally download the ready-made ZIP archives, open those folders in claude, and just ask it to how to run this stuff.
1. py-clob-client: python library for direct orderbook access.
built specifically for bots.
2. rs-clob-client: the exact same thing in Rust. if speed and low latency matter to you, this is it.
3. polymarket-cli: the official CLI.
view markets, place orders, and manage positions right from your terminal.
4. examples: ready-to-use code templates. literally copy, paste, and run.
5. ctf-exchange: the entire exchange smart contract, completely open-sourced.
if you are still making excuses, you will never make it.
links to everything will be below
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@zerqfer None of these posts are real. Anthropic is making millions in credits from people trying to replicate the results of these posts.
I tried to create one simple automation and it blew through $50 instantly.
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OpenClaw 2026.3.7 dropped 13 hours ago
i immediately told it: "build a quant hedging bot for 15min BTC"
$800 → $14,200 overnight
new release has insane features:
- GPT-5.4 + Gemini 3.1 flash
- pluggable context engines
- gateway auth fixes
i saw the changelog and had one thought
"what if i use the new context engine to track whale movements in real time?"
gave it one prompt at 2 AM:
"use the new context features to build a hedging system that front runs whale wallets on polymarket 15min BTC markets"
38 minutes later the bot was live
here's what it does:
- watches top 50 polymarket wallets
- when 3+ whales enter same position within 10 seconds
- bot enters 2-3 seconds before price moves
then immediately hedges opposite side
example:
> whale wallet buys YES at 41¢
> bot catches it in 2.1 seconds
> enters YES at 42¢
> price pumps to 68¢
> bot buys NO at 54¢
total cost: $0.96 payout: $1.00 profit: 4% locked
> it ran this 187 times overnight
> zero directional risk
> pure arbitrage on whale flow
the new pluggable context engine is the cheat code
old openclaw couldn't process wallet data this fast
results from first 13 hours:
- 187 hedged pairs executed
- 4.2% average profit per cycle
- $800 → $14,200
biggest single cycle: +$890
the bot doesn't guess direction
it follows smart money then hedges
while everyone was reading the changelog
i was already printing
does anyone else think the new release is actually broken?
this feels too easy

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“babe wake up.”
Claude just dropped their own OpenClaw.
> It lets you create automated tasks for your claude agent to run while you're away.
Thariq@trq212
Today we're launching local scheduled tasks in Claude Code desktop. Create a schedule for tasks that you want to run regularly. They'll run as long as your computer is awake.
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@AISafetyMemes “weeks”…. Homeboy needs to find some bigger problems to work on for more than just weeks 😂
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Top mathematician Don Knuth is losing his mind because Claude solved an open problem he'd been working on for weeks

AI Notkilleveryoneism Memes ⏸️@AISafetyMemes
"The best scientific minds on Earth are now holding closed-door, emergency meetings. This isn’t speculative anymore. It’s really happening."
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